Something a fangirlwill never have because they’re waiting until a real life insanely attractive boy with a name for a number, a demigod the son of Poseidon, a baker with an almost starved family with a type of bread as a name, the chosen one, or a boy that had a friend named Chuck but then saved his life and died to be born.
This happens when you'rebanging a real fatty. As you watch the rippling effects of her rolls with each thrust, the feeling of being drenched, off balance, out of control, and in danger, give you the sense of being George Clooney's character during The Perfect Storm. Also known as Surfing.
Last night, I had a nightmare being trapped with Star Jones in a perfect storm.