by {Planning Homocide In Spandex} September 24, 2017
The most gay name someone could possibly curse their child with. Jake Smith is such a faggot name and anyone with that name is a retard.
by dicko mode November 12, 2019
Girl 1: That's boy is so silly!
Girl 2: That's my boyfriend and he's my Jake face. :)
Girl 1: Oh like a Cat Face?
Girl 2: Uh huh, but even more cute.
Girl 2: That's my boyfriend and he's my Jake face. :)
Girl 1: Oh like a Cat Face?
Girl 2: Uh huh, but even more cute.
by Kittylovesherballofwool June 29, 2010
The act of leaving work ten to twenty minutes before anyone else via a preordained excuse, and trying to be stealthy about it so that nobody catches wind of you exiting the door.
Also known as a "Parrish Pass"
Also known as a "Parrish Pass"
Jake: "What time is it? 5:15? I have to (insert excuse), think I'm going to Jake-out. Have a great weekend!"
by mattjerz March 24, 2011
The amazing friend who is athletic, sweet, caring, trustworthy, and cute. He is incredible and one of the best people you could ever be friends with.
I wanted to buy Jake Montbleau a carnation for Valentine's day but they had ran out. This made me feel guilty because Jake is the kind of guy you wasted to get a carnation for.
by Neinee February 13, 2014
Excess IRC spam due to a shitty connection coupled with multiple disconnects, reconnects, ghost commands, and name changes. Made famous by Swiftswitch's IRC member, `Rage`.
by punk_r0x3r September 12, 2007
An aircraft that has scheduled trips but is precariously close to breaking and not able to complete trips.
Scheduler: "Hey, Mechanic. Is 431HF going to make it's trips in 2 hours?"
Mechanic: "It's shaky jake brother, shaky jake."
Scheduler: "dam, so you're telling me it's not broke or fixed right now."
Mechanic: "It's shaky jake brother, shaky jake."
Scheduler: "dam, so you're telling me it's not broke or fixed right now."
by Not A Mechanic July 23, 2011