Jake Paul

"I got cancer."

'Why?'

"I watched Jake Paul"
by {Planning Homocide In Spandex} September 24, 2017
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Jake Smith

The most gay name someone could possibly curse their child with. Jake Smith is such a faggot name and anyone with that name is a retard.
Did you hear what Jake Smith said? He’s such a faggot.
by dicko mode November 12, 2019
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Jake face

A boy who is so silly that his sillyness is that of Cat face's from weebls stuff.com.
Girl 1: That's boy is so silly!
Girl 2: That's my boyfriend and he's my Jake face. :)
Girl 1: Oh like a Cat Face?
Girl 2: Uh huh, but even more cute.
by Kittylovesherballofwool June 29, 2010
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Jake-Out

The act of leaving work ten to twenty minutes before anyone else via a preordained excuse, and trying to be stealthy about it so that nobody catches wind of you exiting the door.

Also known as a "Parrish Pass"
Jake: "What time is it? 5:15? I have to (insert excuse), think I'm going to Jake-out. Have a great weekend!"
by mattjerz March 24, 2011
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Jake Montbleau

The amazing friend who is athletic, sweet, caring, trustworthy, and cute. He is incredible and one of the best people you could ever be friends with.
I wanted to buy Jake Montbleau a carnation for Valentine's day but they had ran out. This made me feel guilty because Jake is the kind of guy you wasted to get a carnation for.
by Neinee February 13, 2014
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Jake spam

Excess IRC spam due to a shitty connection coupled with multiple disconnects, reconnects, ghost commands, and name changes. Made famous by Swiftswitch's IRC member, `Rage`.
by punk_r0x3r September 12, 2007
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Shaky Jake

An aircraft that has scheduled trips but is precariously close to breaking and not able to complete trips.
Scheduler: "Hey, Mechanic. Is 431HF going to make it's trips in 2 hours?"

Mechanic: "It's shaky jake brother, shaky jake."

Scheduler: "dam, so you're telling me it's not broke or fixed right now."
by Not A Mechanic July 23, 2011
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