A very nice man who likes to steal obese children from their homes at night, then making them lose weight before returning them back to their parents. Usually unscathed.
"Dude, Billy Jean got robbied last night."
"About time, he was such a fat ass. Hopefully he'll be able to move without needing that forklift when he gets back.
"Dude, Billy Jean got robbied last night."
"About time, he was such a fat ass. Hopefully he'll be able to move without needing that forklift when he gets back.
by hs25571 April 11, 2017
Get the jake downingmug. The act of leaving work ten to twenty minutes before anyone else via a preordained excuse, and trying to be stealthy about it so that nobody catches wind of you exiting the door.
Also known as a "Parrish Pass"
Also known as a "Parrish Pass"
Jake: "What time is it? 5:15? I have to (insert excuse), think I'm going to Jake-out. Have a great weekend!"
by mattjerz April 10, 2011
Get the Jake-Outmug. An aircraft that has scheduled trips but is precariously close to breaking and not able to complete trips.
Scheduler: "Hey, Mechanic. Is 431HF going to make it's trips in 2 hours?"
Mechanic: "It's shaky jake brother, shaky jake."
Scheduler: "dam, so you're telling me it's not broke or fixed right now."
Mechanic: "It's shaky jake brother, shaky jake."
Scheduler: "dam, so you're telling me it's not broke or fixed right now."
by Not A Mechanic July 24, 2011
Get the Shaky Jakemug. The amazing friend who is athletic, sweet, caring, trustworthy, and cute. He is incredible and one of the best people you could ever be friends with.
I wanted to buy Jake Montbleau a carnation for Valentine's day but they had ran out. This made me feel guilty because Jake is the kind of guy you wasted to get a carnation for.
by Neinee February 12, 2014
Get the Jake Montbleaumug. by Panda Coll August 6, 2017
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Get the jake simsmug. by Queen😘 June 5, 2018
Get the Jake Stewartmug.