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jake downing

A very nice man who likes to steal obese children from their homes at night, then making them lose weight before returning them back to their parents. Usually unscathed.
"Dude, Billy Jean got robbied last night."

"About time, he was such a fat ass. Hopefully he'll be able to move without needing that forklift when he gets back.
by hs25571 April 11, 2017
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Jake-Out

The act of leaving work ten to twenty minutes before anyone else via a preordained excuse, and trying to be stealthy about it so that nobody catches wind of you exiting the door.

Also known as a "Parrish Pass"
Jake: "What time is it? 5:15? I have to (insert excuse), think I'm going to Jake-out. Have a great weekend!"
by mattjerz April 10, 2011
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Shaky Jake

An aircraft that has scheduled trips but is precariously close to breaking and not able to complete trips.
Scheduler: "Hey, Mechanic. Is 431HF going to make it's trips in 2 hours?"

Mechanic: "It's shaky jake brother, shaky jake."

Scheduler: "dam, so you're telling me it's not broke or fixed right now."
by Not A Mechanic July 24, 2011
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Jake Montbleau

The amazing friend who is athletic, sweet, caring, trustworthy, and cute. He is incredible and one of the best people you could ever be friends with.
I wanted to buy Jake Montbleau a carnation for Valentine's day but they had ran out. This made me feel guilty because Jake is the kind of guy you wasted to get a carnation for.
by Neinee February 12, 2014
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jake wakely

A guy who is gay and has no life and no friends and likes balls.
Wow that kid is such a jake wakely
by Panda Coll August 6, 2017
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jake sims

a hot piece of crotch and id like to suck the nipple tip of his penis
yummy yummy he was soo jake sims
by sexxooor August 6, 2011
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Jake Stewart

A piece of shit douchebag who cheats on his wife all the time and lies out of his ass.
by Queen😘 June 5, 2018
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