Internet uterus

An internet uterus is the show of how much the internet cares about you, when the internet stops caring, your uterus has dried up.

Man, even Facebook has given up on showing me ads, my internet uterus must have dried up.

by awsomocop February 10, 2017

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Internet Billboard

A commercial blog that resorts to pop-up adds in a vane attempt to pay server costs or generate enough cash flow for a cup of coffee.

“Hey Biff. Why the long face?”

“Oh Buffy, I went to WeBeFoosballs to see what was up and it’s turned into an Internet Billboard.”

by W R Butternutt December 16, 2010

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The Internet is for Khorne

A: Someone's username on dakkadakka.com
B: "The internet is for porn" but the word "porn" is replaced with Khorne

The internet is for Khorne!
The internet is for Khorne!

So grab your dick and double click for

Khorne, Khorne, Khorne!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by I eat swag for breakfast February 05, 2017

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Internet Year

The amount of time a person is relevant on the internet. One accual year is 365 days. One internet year is 122 days. the reason an internet year is shorter than a regular year is because the internet moves on quick. the time of relevance for a trend on the internet is almost always around 122 days. 122 days is about 4 months which is the average time of relevancy of a trend.

Person 1: Have you seen this trend on youtube? person 2: That trend is so dead! person 1: What? its only 4 months old!
person 2: thats an internet year

by 192847382293948471 December 01, 2021

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Internet Bae

Internet Bae is a term used on Quotev, meaning someone that you're REALLY good friends with- but here's the trick- if you live near them or with them they can't be your IB

"Nikki's IB is Amelia"
"IB Is Internet Bae isn't it?"
"Yeah"

by NCSissyLou July 01, 2015

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