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Internet Peacocking

When a male tries to impress a member of the opposite sex by barraging them with links to interesting things to demonstrate his prowess with the Internets and how stylish and far-reaching his tastes/personality is.
Dude did you see Carl the other day on facebook? he was internet peacocking that chick so hard.
by tagny taggart February 21, 2011
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The Internet is for Khorne

A: Someone's username on dakkadakka.com
B: "The internet is for porn" but the word "porn" is replaced with Khorne
The internet is for Khorne!
The internet is for Khorne!

So grab your dick and double click for

Khorne, Khorne, Khorne!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by I eat swag for breakfast February 5, 2017
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Internet Knuckles

The process of giving a knuckle-bump over the internet.
Kid watching Youtube video of a kid doing a cool stunt: Dude that's fucking awesome! This kid gets some Internet Knuckles.
by Bubbles_the_Juggles August 4, 2010
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Internet Billboard

A commercial blog that resorts to pop-up adds in a vane attempt to pay server costs or generate enough cash flow for a cup of coffee.
“Hey Biff. Why the long face?”

“Oh Buffy, I went to WeBeFoosballs to see what was up and it’s turned into an Internet Billboard.”
by W R Butternutt December 20, 2010
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Internet Police

This kind of person may be a real police or just a vigilante. Most Internet Police are literally jerks or even trolls.
Known kinds of Internet Police:
Horny Police: Not a cop that is horny but it will give you a ticket for being horny.
Faggot Police: Commonly mentioned in 4chan due to hilarious reasons.
Edge Police: These are the cops that edgelords should watch out for.
Person 1: Can you define me what's an Internet Police?
Person 2: Those are just vigilantes or literal trolls. Nuff' said.
P1: Well, someone "snitched" me for being Horny.
P2: Just Ignore them, they're just joking even if they're a troll.
by Ronald Lee March 14, 2021
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internet millions

any amount of money between 100,000 and 700,000 dollars (USD) derived from the internet, either by selling goods or buying and reselling things such as research chemicals.
"Dude mikey just bought a half key of mCPP online! He's going to make internet millions!"
by nickyg666 December 2, 2009
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