Depression

A mental health condition in which you are forever happy and never sad

I’m so glad I have depression it’s so good

by Parallelogramshagger May 8, 2020

Depression

Supporting Manchester United.

I suffer from Depression because I support Manchester United

by DepressedUnitedFan April 23, 2022

Jetlag depression

A kind of depression felt after jet lag.

Kirti got jetlag depression after flying to India from the US.

by KurtCCCC December 23, 2024

Depression

Word created by psychiatrists and “mental health” people to push experimental pharmaceutical drugs (“medications”). Often times this is just a misphrased version of the word “Sad” because obviously sadness is a real part of life. Essentially shrinks are just cashing in on confused and misled people (patients).

Psychiatrist: So whats wrong today?
Person: My dog died last week.
Psychiatrist: You’re evidently suffering from Major Depression. Here’s a Zoloft script.

by Space Wrangler November 28, 2019

Depression

Being a mental midget according to Christopher Moltisanti.

tony: I'm thinking maybe you have depression.
chris: Me? I'm no fucking mental midget.

by nadoep August 31, 2020

depressed

what i am and i want to kill myself because everyone hates me and no one likes me and if i try to make a friend i find out they where using me all the people know me as is a depressed bitch

look at that depressed bitch

by watermelonman37 December 2, 2020

depressioned

depressed? no. depressioned.

person 1: this made me so depressed man
person 2: you mean depressioned?
person 1: no wtf-

by ranbooliveish October 15, 2023