Jake Paul

"I got cancer."

'Why?'

"I watched Jake Paul"
by {Planning Homocide In Spandex} September 24, 2017
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Jake Smith

The most gay name someone could possibly curse their child with. Jake Smith is such a faggot name and anyone with that name is a retard.
Did you hear what Jake Smith said? He’s such a faggot.
by dicko mode November 12, 2019
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Jake face

A boy who is so silly that his sillyness is that of Cat face's from weebls stuff.com.
Girl 1: That's boy is so silly!
Girl 2: That's my boyfriend and he's my Jake face. :)
Girl 1: Oh like a Cat Face?
Girl 2: Uh huh, but even more cute.
by Kittylovesherballofwool June 29, 2010
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Jake Montbleau

The amazing friend who is athletic, sweet, caring, trustworthy, and cute. He is incredible and one of the best people you could ever be friends with.
I wanted to buy Jake Montbleau a carnation for Valentine's day but they had ran out. This made me feel guilty because Jake is the kind of guy you wasted to get a carnation for.
by Neinee February 13, 2014
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Jake-Out

The act of leaving work ten to twenty minutes before anyone else via a preordained excuse, and trying to be stealthy about it so that nobody catches wind of you exiting the door.

Also known as a "Parrish Pass"
Jake: "What time is it? 5:15? I have to (insert excuse), think I'm going to Jake-out. Have a great weekend!"
by mattjerz March 24, 2011
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jake downing

A very nice man who likes to steal obese children from their homes at night, then making them lose weight before returning them back to their parents. Usually unscathed.
"Dude, Billy Jean got robbied last night."

"About time, he was such a fat ass. Hopefully he'll be able to move without needing that forklift when he gets back.
hey bro

go away you jake downing
by hs25571 April 11, 2017
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Jake spam

Excess IRC spam due to a shitty connection coupled with multiple disconnects, reconnects, ghost commands, and name changes. Made famous by Swiftswitch's IRC member, `Rage`.
by punk_r0x3r September 12, 2007
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