Crash Retard

A Person who passed the level of being a crash dummy

Me: Ion fuck with marky that nigga a crash dummy

You: nawh that nigga surpassed crash dummy bro a whole crash retard

by Ethan keeling November 2, 2020

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Cringy Retard

Someone who plays Fortnite

Guy 1- Ayo what you gonna play

Gay Bitch: Fortnite

Guy: That game is shit cringy retard

by Cringy Retard February 16, 2022

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Ethnic Retard

All the people who believe racial stereotypes and think that talking to someone who doesn't know English slowly and with an accent similar to theirs will help them understand better.

John: Man Adrian is an idiot.
Dimitri: How so?
John: He went up to some random Chinese guy and asked him if he had wide screen vision.
John: Wow.. What an ethnic retard.

by Ur#_1_ November 23, 2011

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Crippling Retardation

The point when a person goes beyond retarded and is legally crippled

Doctor: damn, so you do have Crippling Retardation
Me: Ooga Booga tree go brown

by Dell Laditude E6410 May 28, 2020

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Before anticipated intercourse (anally, orally, vaginally, etc...), you shave off all your pubic hair. If you do not have a large amount, please ask your partner to chip in. Place the collected pubic hair into a baggie or something to keep it safe during sex. Immediately before ejaculation, place penis or vagina on the forehead of your partner. Proceed to let the bodily fluid spew between their hairline and their brow. Once finished, use a soft paintbrush or tissue to smear or paint the fluid on the forehead in an even fashion. When you have good coverage, place the collected pubic hair onto the area. Ask you partner to hold still until dry.

Damn! That girl's hairline is so low, she looks like a retarded caveman!

by Seattle Hammer Man October 10, 2018

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