Retarded Caveman

Before anticipated intercourse (anally, orally, vaginally, etc...), you shave off all your pubic hair. If you do not have a large amount, please ask your partner to chip in. Place the collected pubic hair into a baggie or something to keep it safe during sex. Immediately before ejaculation, place penis or vagina on the forehead of your partner. Proceed to let the bodily fluid spew between their hairline and their brow. Once finished, use a soft paintbrush or tissue to smear or paint the fluid on the forehead in an even fashion. When you have good coverage, place the collected pubic hair onto the area. Ask you partner to hold still until dry.

Damn! That girl's hairline is so low, she looks like a retarded caveman!

by Seattle Hammer Man October 10, 2018

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retarded mf

someone who is retarded and fucks their mom

bro im a retarded mf
wait what

by rose kai is king March 2, 2021

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retard happy

In it's essence, an orgasm. You feel so good and so happy but you can't explain it, it's just good.

Man, she made me feel so good last night, I was like retard happy.

by theamazingsquid March 11, 2012

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Cringy Retard

Someone who plays Fortnite

Guy 1- Ayo what you gonna play

Gay Bitch: Fortnite

Guy: That game is shit cringy retard

by Cringy Retard February 16, 2022

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Ethnic Retard

All the people who believe racial stereotypes and think that talking to someone who doesn't know English slowly and with an accent similar to theirs will help them understand better.

John: Man Adrian is an idiot.
Dimitri: How so?
John: He went up to some random Chinese guy and asked him if he had wide screen vision.
John: Wow.. What an ethnic retard.

by Ur#_1_ November 23, 2011

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