by pickledEggs69 May 3, 2018
Get the double retardedmug. by Cringy Retard February 16, 2022
Get the Cringy Retardmug. All the people who believe racial stereotypes and think that talking to someone who doesn't know English slowly and with an accent similar to theirs will help them understand better.
John: Man Adrian is an idiot.
Dimitri: How so?
John: He went up to some random Chinese guy and asked him if he had wide screen vision.
John: Wow.. What an ethnic retard.
Dimitri: How so?
John: He went up to some random Chinese guy and asked him if he had wide screen vision.
John: Wow.. What an ethnic retard.
by Ur#_1_ November 23, 2011
Get the Ethnic Retardmug. Before anticipated intercourse (anally, orally, vaginally, etc...), you shave off all your pubic hair. If you do not have a large amount, please ask your partner to chip in. Place the collected pubic hair into a baggie or something to keep it safe during sex. Immediately before ejaculation, place penis or vagina on the forehead of your partner. Proceed to let the bodily fluid spew between their hairline and their brow. Once finished, use a soft paintbrush or tissue to smear or paint the fluid on the forehead in an even fashion. When you have good coverage, place the collected pubic hair onto the area. Ask you partner to hold still until dry.
by Seattle Hammer Man October 10, 2018
Get the Retarded Cavemanmug. by Dell Laditude E6410 May 28, 2020
Get the Crippling Retardationmug. 
Relating to game theory, utilizing a finite but easily consumed resource when a higher quantity or potentially unlimited resource is available.
Eating a healthy chicken is easy, but with some work in taking care of it and harvesting it's eggs you avoid falling for The Retard's Gambit.
by gamblorizer November 20, 2020
Get the The Retard's Gambitmug.