retard button

A spot or location on a person's body, mostly located on the back that when pressed or stimulated properly, will cause a spasm or involuntary muscle movement, I.E. squeezing the shoulders together and cringing.

"Hey man why did you freak out in class like that? Jimmy hit my retard button."

by Terry larod October 27, 2017

sugar retarded

A diabetic who is dumb

“I’m you just dumb and has a shitty panchreas”

I’m you just sugar retarded

by HaloFurrie69 December 1, 2017

Retardation factor

A factor level of how retarded someone is; for example, Tina Parsons

Your retardation factor is over 9000.

by Tina Parsons February 25, 2017

retard martyr

Someone regarded as a leader of his cause even tho he was a twat whilst alive.

If Trump got capped by someone at a rally he'd be a retard martyr

by alphabravosierra June 20, 2016

Retard Savant

A person with no real talent or intelligence who thinks they are superior to everyone around them. Pretentious condescending people with no life experience.

Doug Lee said that his job is making him dumber by the day. He's such a retard savant.

by CapnShea September 8, 2016

double retarded

more than retarded

''man you're double retarded lol''

by pickledEggs69 May 3, 2018

The Retard's Gambit

Relating to game theory, utilizing a finite but easily consumed resource when a higher quantity or potentially unlimited resource is available.

Eating a healthy chicken is easy, but with some work in taking care of it and harvesting it's eggs you avoid falling for The Retard's Gambit.

by gamblorizer November 20, 2020