bald noob

a shoeless nigga that aint got no hair, and is a noob at playing chess

person 1: did you see that black as shit dude over there?
person 2: yeah he is a bald noob lmao xd xd

by indiancunt29 April 26, 2023

noob

a disgusting rat you should spit on

DISGUSTINGNESS RATNOOB

by hikyoki February 19, 2020

Noob

A more offensive version of "newbie". A person that is bad at games.

What a noob! You suck at this game.

by SonikkuPlay March 14, 2020

Noob Strength

Noob strength are the, usually overlooked, qualities of the noob. Only recognised by certain players, noob strengths are those characteristics which can be exploited.

Noob strengths include membership counts, blind loyality, assistance in money laundering, and attachment to rank and prestige.

by Bean Jack July 29, 2011

Noob

One who possesses the following traits:

I mpossible to dislike
S tarbucks addicted

A mazing
I maginative
S pelling difficulties

P oopiehead

A ccepting

V ocal

O bsessed with memes
N oob

You spelled that word wrong what a noob. You’re such a noob I’ve never met such a noob before in my entire life.

by Ayo😎 January 22, 2021

Noob

Noob Is A Player Who Always Loses And Never Wins So Pro Players Call Them "Noob"
But It Can Always End With Karma :D

Hey Noob You Always Lose You Noob
The Noob: Says The One Who Always Rages When Gets Killed
>:C IM GONNA HIT U
The Noob: Ok .-.

by Aldriftclyde A Noob November 23, 2019

Noob Nugget

A dumbfuck who can't do the simplest things!

Person 1: WHY CAN'T I DRINK WATER?!?
Person 2: Maybe you're just a noob nugget.

by kaaurid June 8, 2022