An egg looking ugly ass

An egg looking ugly ass is a person that has no hair line. The person normally is in his/her 40s and that fucks your mom.

Person 1: My principal is an egg looking ugly ass.

Person 2: Did you hear, he fucked your mom.
Person 1: Ohh well, She has HIV.

by Madkso June 23, 2018

Why did you look this up?

No, really, why did you look this up?

Come on, why did you look this up? Come and be a, why did you look this up? Oliver, Josh, Jack and Ben. LoL Yolo. 🤗💩🦄😇😱🖕

by William Shakes The Speare May 25, 2016

Looking fish

Suspicious , acting fishy, looking like a suspect

My wedding ring went missing while my dead beat brother and his girlfriend were visiting. They left abruptly and now my always broke brother came into a chunk of money and goes on vacation. I can’t prove anything but the are looking fish.

by YolandaCampbell August 9, 2021

Good Looks

Synonym of the phrase “right on”.

Bill: “Shawn’s throwing a party tomorrow, you coming?”

Jennifer: “sure thing”

Bill: “good looks, me too”

by seldomsteve December 23, 2020

He look’s federal

A phrase said when observing a person who seems to be taking part in undercover surveillance activities, for criminal or other matters, on behalf of the state.

Guy 1: Put away your weed, look at that guy over there
Guy 2: yea, he look’s federal
Guy 3: That’s just my son Nathan Hammer you guys, he’s hoeless and has no relation to the state.
Guy 1: phewww, light the blunt then

by IamFUCKINGTHICCCCCC😤💦🍆👌🏿 April 7, 2021

Looking for the hamster

Feeling horny so get naked, down on your knees, hoping to be caught and taken advantage of.

I was feeling horny, so I waited for him looking for the hamster.

by ClintReno April 5, 2019

Looking Glass Land

1. The place where you are expected to believe as many as six impossible things before breakfast. According to the White Queen, it takes practice.
2. An alternative reality.
3. A safe space where people can stop clutching their pearls.

Alice entered Looking Glass Land through a mirror over the fireplace. There, she met the White Queen.
"I can't believe that!" said Alice.
"Can't you?" the Queen said in a pitying tone. "Try again: draw a long breath, and shut your eyes."
Alice laughed. "There's no use trying," she said: "one can't believe impossible things."
"I daresay you haven't had much practice," said the Queen.

Looking Glass Land operates on alt-facts; only dedicated conspiracy theorists live there.
Widespread in-person voter fraud happens only in Looking Glass Land.
Alex Jones dispatches "news" from Looking Glass Land.
Watching Tucker Carlson is like visiting Looking Glass Land.

by beingwhereiam November 4, 2022