Jordan snell

A Man with a 14 inch Wong Unable to keep a girl Happy

You are a proper Jordan snell

by BIC PEN May 4, 2018

Jordan

A fucking sexy person, Huge dick and an amazing lover. Raul is a weak ass, bitch ass name. Jordan's rule.

Jordan's are so sexy, I'd totally fuck one

by originalusernameilovejordan February 11, 2018

Michael Jordan

The man that look like his own creation of his own shoes

Michael Jordan fan: Hey mike, i have a question that i've been dying to ask you.

Michael Jordan: What is the question?

Michael Jordan fan: Why do you look like your shoes?

*Michael Jordan gives that crying Michael Jordan meme*

by Roaster23 January 8, 2017

Jordan

Jukiras boyfriend

Jordan loves Jukira!

by pizzalover3 January 18, 2017

Jordanized

When someone gets your neck so bad its called jordanized

Guy 1-"It says gullible on the ground"
Guy 2- * looks at ground* "it does not"
Guy 1- You just got jordanized

by Zarthle January 19, 2017

Jordan

A really weird/strange guy that you can't help but love.

Girl 1: Don't you just love Jordan?
Girl 2: How could you not?

by Carrot... January 29, 2017

Jordan

Zoe
Carly (that's an 8th grader)
Chech
Martina
Natalia
Kayla F

Jordan is a fucking whore.

by TJVan February 1, 2017