Internet Explorer

A website or internet navigator that was good at one thing and it was .... (Loading info)

Internet Explorer is still loading, how long is it gonna take?

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by Candice is a simp August 28, 2020

The Internet is for Khorne

A: Someone's username on dakkadakka.com
B: "The internet is for porn" but the word "porn" is replaced with Khorne

The internet is for Khorne!
The internet is for Khorne!

So grab your dick and double click for

Khorne, Khorne, Khorne!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by I eat swag for breakfast February 5, 2017

Internet Billboard

A commercial blog that resorts to pop-up adds in a vane attempt to pay server costs or generate enough cash flow for a cup of coffee.

“Hey Biff. Why the long face?”

“Oh Buffy, I went to WeBeFoosballs to see what was up and it’s turned into an Internet Billboard.”

by W R Butternutt December 20, 2010

Internet privateer

To illegally download software for the purposes of testing personal interest, then buying the same software to support the developer

"I consider myself less of an Internet pirate, and more of an Internet privateer."

by SublimeJustice May 29, 2016

Won an Internet

1. Basically, in short terms, when a pun/joke is so bad/good, that people feel the need to give the sender an internet.
2. When something is so incredible that you beat the ultimate game, the internet, the reward being the respect/hate of several strangers that you don't know, and of course, the internet.
3. Something someone might say if they see something stupid, amazing, Etc. Mostly in amazement.

Congratu-fucking-lations, you Won an Internet, you can quit life now.

by ISHABOIIIIIII420 August 15, 2014

Internet Peacocking

When a male tries to impress a member of the opposite sex by barraging them with links to interesting things to demonstrate his prowess with the Internets and how stylish and far-reaching his tastes/personality is.

Dude did you see Carl the other day on facebook? he was internet peacocking that chick so hard.

by tagny taggart February 21, 2011

Internet Police

This kind of person may be a real police or just a vigilante. Most Internet Police are literally jerks or even trolls.
Known kinds of Internet Police:
Horny Police: Not a cop that is horny but it will give you a ticket for being horny.
Faggot Police: Commonly mentioned in 4chan due to hilarious reasons.
Edge Police: These are the cops that edgelords should watch out for.

Person 1: Can you define me what's an Internet Police?
Person 2: Those are just vigilantes or literal trolls. Nuff' said.
P1: Well, someone "snitched" me for being Horny.
P2: Just Ignore them, they're just joking even if they're a troll.

by Ronald Lee March 14, 2021