Internet uterus

An internet uterus is the show of how much the internet cares about you, when the internet stops caring, your uterus has dried up.

Man, even Facebook has given up on showing me ads, my internet uterus must have dried up.

by awsomocop February 10, 2017

Internet Explorer

A website or internet navigator that was good at one thing and it was .... (Loading info)

Internet Explorer is still loading, how long is it gonna take?

...(still loading)

by Candice is a simp August 28, 2020

Internet graveyard

A place that dead memes go after they die in the SMG4 universe

The internet graveyard is a place

by Firesmile 5555 September 1, 2020

Internet Peacocking

When a male tries to impress a member of the opposite sex by barraging them with links to interesting things to demonstrate his prowess with the Internets and how stylish and far-reaching his tastes/personality is.

Dude did you see Carl the other day on facebook? he was internet peacocking that chick so hard.

by tagny taggart February 21, 2011

internet calisthenics

The websites one goes to warm up their slow internet for the day.

Since my internet when it first starts up is slow I have it do internet calisthenics by going to easy to load websites.

by darcwizrd August 23, 2011

Internet Money

INTENERT MONEY BITCH

Hey Nick, have you seen Internet Money's album

Nick: Hell yeah I produced those lil bitches
Me: Nice job bro that album was gas

by Tapatioo October 29, 2020

Internet Police

This kind of person may be a real police or just a vigilante. Most Internet Police are literally jerks or even trolls.
Known kinds of Internet Police:
Horny Police: Not a cop that is horny but it will give you a ticket for being horny.
Faggot Police: Commonly mentioned in 4chan due to hilarious reasons.
Edge Police: These are the cops that edgelords should watch out for.

Person 1: Can you define me what's an Internet Police?
Person 2: Those are just vigilantes or literal trolls. Nuff' said.
P1: Well, someone "snitched" me for being Horny.
P2: Just Ignore them, they're just joking even if they're a troll.

by Ronald Lee March 14, 2021