When you go on a special diet and don't have a shit for 9 days, then you try and squeeze out a fart that turns out to be a little more than you expected.
Oh my god, she's had a 9 day shit fart.
by Anon0500 February 25, 2020
Morning wood or a penis that is 9 inches when erect.
However, if you give someone the 9' o clock cock, you have sex with them in the morning
However, if you give someone the 9' o clock cock, you have sex with them in the morning
Roomate 1: "Hey there, you don't seem yourself, what's up?"
Roomate 2: "My dick.I have the 9' O clock cock."
Roomate 2: "My dick.I have the 9' O clock cock."
by Sweptimus March 15, 2015
an act impairing, or preventing ones ability to have sex with, or hook up with another person because of that persons overly possessive dog.
dude, that dog never lets me anywhere near her, I'm being
K-9 cock blocked by her freaking Chihuahua!
K-9 cock blocked by her freaking Chihuahua!
by Christian Hummel May 24, 2008
A baseless and insulting pseudo-justification for an unqualifiable, destructively irrational, frequently stupid, and nearly psychotically paranoid assumption of the mass culpability and inheirently evil, antisocial character of an entire community, group, society, or world.
Everyone everywhere is assumed to be crazy and evil and must be inspected and watched at all times, with any suspicions real or imagined reported immediately because we live in a post 9/11 world!
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