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Noob Choke

Bottling a game at the last possible moment as a consequence of being a newbie in the game and lacking the skills or levelheadedness to follow through.
A friend, let's call him Wout, has never won a game of bowling before. After leading the game since the start, he noob chokes during his final throws, resulting in a loss.
by Toinboer February 13, 2024
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Noob plx

internet speech for "bitch please". usually used as a term of exasperation for someone new to an online game.
"Hey why is the AWP not on this server? its the best gun in counter strike."
"noob plx gtfo"
by car car vroom vroom December 9, 2008
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noob

What jackass teenagers call people that play fortnite.
by PU55Y|_1CK312 June 4, 2018
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Noob

1)An expression used when getting hit in a *private part* Usually the "noob" is written at the end after the *private part* As shown below

2)When little munchkins have down-syndrom
"You Boobed Me In The Noob"

"You Penised Me In The Noob"

"You Anused Me In The Noob"
by brenxox July 19, 2008
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noob

Horrible person that deserves the worst pain imaginable and endless torture in hell.
by pickleboi September 4, 2021
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Noob

Noob is a term meant to be an insult for an inexperienced person.
Steve: "bro, Aaron is such a noob"

Jack: "Real"

Aaron: :(
by Certified Girlboss December 8, 2023
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