freaky friday

When the person you are dating fucks a different girl on fridays.

p1: “helll yeah man i cant wait for it to be freaky friday my other girl gettin boring”
p2: “isnt that cheating?”

by sandwitchzz June 2, 2022

Fat Rat Friday

Every Friday rats get a day for them

This friday is fat rat friday

by Minco January 24, 2021

Fat Bitch Friday

Fat bitch Friday (FBF) is a day of celebration for “chonksters” and freight train mommies. If a “bitch” has cottage cheese, her glory shall be basked in on every damn Friday of every damn week. Taking the phrase “I like some meat on my bitches” literally, many men find great joy in counting the number of “honkers” they see from 12 AM to 11:59 PM, and even create a sort of sport from it. If their thighs look like McChicken, you best BELIEVE us gentlemen want some on our plate. No girl tops the other, which is one of the slight advantages it has over WGW (see definition.) Every Friday is a legal day to call a bitch out for being fat, however, praising thick shmommies may accumulate you bonus points to take her home and have her literally kill you with her thighs. Stuff your girl full of fryer grease, donuts, and fiber, because, well, who doesn’t love feasting on a fresh log, but most importantly, she needs to be ready for FBF! It’s fast approaching, so get out there with the knowledge you’ve learned and catch yourself a “thicc bih”. Or maybe make fun of her stupid obese weight (in pounds.)

Boy 1: Hey man what day is it
Boy 2: Only the best day of the week! It’s fat bitch Friday!

by Prof. Sex December 21, 2019

Beer Friday

The best night to have a beer or 2. Either it be by yourself or with a couple of buddies.
A beer or 2 can usually turn into 8 or 9 but there is nothing wrong with that because it’s a Friday.

It’s almost Beer Friday!

by Haveabeerhaveaday October 24, 2023

Friday Feast

The a delicious microwaved feast had every Friday. Each feast has a different cuisine or theme for example one Friday could be Mexican and the next could be the color red. But no matter what the theme is, there will always be garlic bread in said feast. Part of the ritual of a Friday Feast is to trash the area in which the feast has been had, and leave as quickly as possible so that no blame can be thrown.

ME: "I can't wait for our Friday Feast tomorrow"
YOU:"Wait you're bringing the garlic bread right?"
ME:"Yep"

by MrNoodle November 17, 2016

fight night friday

this is where you watch fight videos every friday with your friends or participate in a fight

Nicole and Kyra will be watching Fight Night Friday on Twitter

by nicopluh April 18, 2025

Fuck this shit Friday

A phrase used to refer to the end of the week when you just need to get really drunk.

Frequently happens after Fuck This Shit O'Clock

Victoria: Ugh my boss was a huge prick today, Fuck this shit Friday.

Justin: 3 exams down, 5 to go! :(
Martina: Fuck this shit Friday?
Justin: You know it!

by Flubber92 January 11, 2014