May 9th

May 9th is hug a murderer day
Go find and hug them
Give them affection

E.g
Person 1: hey it’s may 9th which is hug a murderer day
Person 2:ok and?
Person 1:where’s my hug?

by Life Insurance Square May 8, 2022

Mai Khanh

A woman that is very special the more you get to know her.

She stands out among the rest.

Mai Khanh seemed boring at first but the more I got to know her, the more attracted to her I became.

by theodorius August 10, 2020

May 17th

International f*ck u day !

It’s okay to be a hater on this day

if this day was a song it would b I hate you by sza
God I hate the 17th

Exemple: it’s may 17th, I hate you !

by Swag money 69 May 8, 2022

May 20

Wear anything u want (except dress code)

Why are u wearing a crop top and Booty shorts to school !?!

It’s may 20🙄

by Ihrtfaygo May 6, 2022

May 27

National Girls send Nudes Day

have fun people!! :)

Jack: Jessica has been sending every guy at school nudes!

Billy: why?

Jack: It's May 27th

Billy: Oh yeah!

by LOLOL_ez May 27, 2022

May 8

A kind hearted person, loves there friends but they don't love her....
Knows how to fight/be mean but doesn't 💖

(She's/he is) so kind her birthday must be on may 8

by Lavendersparadise January 8, 2022

The May Turn

Theresa May announcing a policy and then quickly doing a u turn when she realises it's unpopular.

I am, today, announcing that the dementia tax I announced yesterday is not a dementia tax. I am performing the May turn.

by waynemeister June 10, 2017