When a guy spends alot of time on his laptop his girlfriend/wife may get jealous, and call it miss laptop, which derives from the word lap dancer.
your wife/gf may see you spending alot of time on your laptop and say" ooh look at you playing with miss laptop" in a jealous unfriendly manner.
by Snarly June 28, 2010

nori!! she gives comfort to MILLIONS!! she will try to give the best advices and don't be shy to text her xx
by nori.pdf June 23, 2021

by Flickdawristohhhh March 18, 2017

by Hsysbsh November 07, 2023

The worst finger puppet ever. Made to look like an ugly fat pig that someone annoying always wears. He also has a best friend that loves frogs
by Hilotothedisco June 24, 2017

The little old grumpy hunchback in my English class. She sounds like she smokes 10 packs of cigarettes a day and her hair looks like the purple minion from the Despicable Me movie. She likes the Capitals Hockey team. She is Semmet's tard wrangler.
by Semmet June 16, 2018

When ur friend lets name him nick has a cousin let’s name him Anton fucks a girl let’s name her kiersten
by 69yourdad69yourmom696969urdad February 05, 2019
