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Bottom Left

A term stated to a dumbass who has extreme tunnel vision and thus cannot see something appear at the bottom left of their screen in a game. An individual often needs to tell them that it is, in fact in the bottom left of their screen. This often takes several repeats before the individual understands.
1: "NO. BOTTOM LEFT. "
2: *comically turns mouse to face bottom left rather than look at the bottom left of screen* "Okay"
1: "BRO I MEANT LIKE LOOK THERE. "
2: *visibly confused* "what tf do you mean "Bottom left"?"

1: "BOTTOM LEFT"
2: *finally looks and realizes* "OHHHH im a dumbass!"
by AfricantIndividual February 25, 2024
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left laning

The act of getting fellated by a fine beezy while driving a automobile.
I was left laning it yesterday. Betty gives good brain.
by left laner October 27, 2007
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Left Lane Hero

That asshat who views every car in the merge lane as a challenge
See also: middle aged men with something to prove
The dude in that volvo is being a real left lane hero by trying to run me off the road
by bigdipper87 January 15, 2016
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Left-reading

Interpretations of media that makes excuses for sexist/anti-lgbtq/racist themes by giving undue credit and nuance to authorial intent; especially as a way to give a pass to offensive writing in movies/books/etc you might enjoy.
"Zelda isn't actually a damsel in distress because she helps in defeating the final boss"

"No, that's just a left-reading of her role. She still has to wait around for Link to save her very frequently."

or

"The left-readings of Rey's role in Star Wars Episode 8 are too forgiving, considering she spends so much of the film trying to 'fix' men. "
by smeefus August 27, 2019
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Left and Tight

The overall ideal of a person leaving for no fucking reason. Even if theres a good reason to stay, or a bad reason to leave. — Leaving just knowing you can do something, knowing you can’t come back after pulling that dumbshit. The feeling of tucking your dick and balls between your legs in a knot, beyond repair afterwards.
Eg.
“Wow! He’s gone, he’s left and tight..”
by GradeCunderC January 1, 2021
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