Left Handed Dirty Bandage

When your partner wraps her used pad around your dick and gives you a handjob.
"She gave me the ol' left handed dirty bandage last night, the blood makes for good lube!"
by LeftHandedDirtyBandage June 11, 2022
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When someone brings something unnecessary to a party and/or doesn’t clean up their own ass mess.
When a basic white girl brings box cupcakes to a Birthday party that already has a big birthday cake and then quickly leaves, Mason might respond “That bitch left her cupcakes. The audacity.”
by Floatonok November 25, 2020
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left-wing (politics)

Socialism, communism, reverse nazism, racial quotas, resocialization, abortion, drug liberation, marxism, disarmament, feminism, progressivism, neutral pronoun, gynocentrism, homosexism/gayzism, machism, umbandism, candomblecism, bolivarianism, syndicalism, globalism, lockdown, culture woke, satanism, atheism, transsexualism, supremacy of the poor, supremacy of the State, dictatorship of the proletariat, socio-affective pension, estatizations, interventionism, nudism, defense of non-police/non-military criminals, debauchery, obligation to form throuple, obligation to have open relationship, obligation to have a relationship with someone of the same sex, obligation to take on stepchildren as if they were children and obligation to adopt.
by Rufffles December 01, 2023
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Bristin's dad left

Yes he did left, He not coming back, Has a new family, left to go get the milk and never came back. EVRE. and bristin is a loser because he has no dad.
Such as why did bristin's dad left. Because he was being dumb and such as why my dad left he to go get milk then he came back but not bristin's dad
by Thatswhatthisis November 22, 2021
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left lane jackass

Left Lane Jackass (LLJ): A person driving in the left lane on a highway either at the speed limit or usually slightly below the limit AND the following conditions are present: 1) Another car or cars is behind them wanting to go faster; 2) The person driving is completely unaware of his or her surroundings.

The following conditions are not necessary for the definition, but are frequently observed: There is a blinker flashing and the driver is completely unaware of it and has no intention of changing lanes, and 2) The driver may be talking on a cell phone, putting on make-up, or daydreaming.

Supporting evidence includes: The drivers behind the LLJ appear pissed off, and 2) drivers behind the LLJ are usually tail-gaiting and flashing their lights, however, this usually has no effect, due to condition #2 of the definition.
Passenger: "Hey, is there a traffic jam ahead?"
Driver: No, it's another left lane jackass.
Passenger: Just get a little closer to him, I'm sure he'll move over when he notices us.
Driver: He's frigging clueless, and doesn't even know that I'm 12 inches from his bumper. I think he's talking on his cell phone.
by MeDavebo September 29, 2014
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left-handed can opener

When one gives a hand job with one's non-dominant hand.
I had the aisle seat across from a nun so I tried to be discreet while giving him a left-handed can opener.
by BillyCostigan January 25, 2021
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Check the Left

(phrase) To look at the left hand of a person of interest or a person seemingly interested in you to assess if a wedding/engagement ring is present for information gathering. Hopefully this information will influence a person's decision, but in the situation it doesn't at least one has an idea what they are getting into.
A, "Dude she's super hot, why don't you go for it?"
B, "Bro, check the left, that rock is huge."
A, "So, she totally wants to take you home!!!"
B, "Tonight I think I'm gonna do the right thing and say no."
B, "btw, I've been down that road and it blows goat nuts."
by aAWwjoirewjnfoirwaaAtotheJ September 23, 2017
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