A Ding Dong Ditcher is a man who goes around impregnating several women, but doesn’t pay child support, is an absent father to all of his kids, and avoids all responsibility.
Example: Nick cannon and Elon Musk could be construed as DDD, but they have money. A true DDD is broke and a mooch— a scrub. No one knows how they keep getting anyone to sleep with them.
Example: Nick cannon and Elon Musk could be construed as DDD, but they have money. A true DDD is broke and a mooch— a scrub. No one knows how they keep getting anyone to sleep with them.
“Dave is such a ding dong ditcher. He has 4 kids and 4 baby mama, with a 5th on the way, but doesn’t know any of their birthdays or middle names.”
“Dave keeps ding dong ditching so much that his wages are finally getting garnished.
“Dave keeps ding dong ditching so much that his wages are finally getting garnished.
by Master WD Smith July 31, 2025
Get the Ding Dong Ditchermug. 1. A sound effect used generally to describe the sound of hitting a gong, or any resonating metal object.
2. Slang for a male penis.
2. Slang for a male penis.
by bigdonghaver November 6, 2017
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Get the mcding dongmug. men in southern states of United States use the word Fat Dong as southern slang to describe the girth of their Dick
by Unissay July 9, 2021
Get the Fat Dongmug. by lettucefetishh July 21, 2023
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