A Jordan is when you jizz on your parental figures bed/pillows out of teenage angst, so when they have a sexual interaction they are rolling around in their child’s seman.
I pulled a Jordan because my parents named me a two syllable word and it was not threatening enough, so I am letting out my angst this way
by Katetherockstar April 22, 2018
Get the Jordanmug. Normally loves anime and is very social and funny to friends but is depressed and can't deal with life.
by Jxrdz. May 12, 2020
Get the Jordanmug. A "Jordan" is someone who will never beat a "Tyler". There is no foreseeable path to victory for a Jordan when a Tyler is present.
by Bucfan56 January 22, 2021
Get the Jordanmug. What everyone who knows anything about basketball yells when they shoot a fadeaway jump shot with a paper ball into the garbage can.
by BDL#1 January 27, 2020
Get the Jordan!mug. She's a Very Badass Girl. She doesn't open up to people like that. A very Sexy Body Curves Or No Curves still hot as shit.
Pretty Voice. Loyal,kind,Smart,Goofy ASF . She Cares About Her Fam And Friends So if You Fuckin Wit Dem You Fuckin Wit Her. She LOVES I MEAN LOVESSS Anime It Her Fav.She is Sassy At Times Too.She's Like Megan Thee Stallion Twin.
Pretty Voice. Loyal,kind,Smart,Goofy ASF . She Cares About Her Fam And Friends So if You Fuckin Wit Dem You Fuckin Wit Her. She LOVES I MEAN LOVESSS Anime It Her Fav.She is Sassy At Times Too.She's Like Megan Thee Stallion Twin.
by YourLocalAnimeBaddie098 November 22, 2021
Get the Jordanmug. EMinem's Long lost son. Loves rapping infront of his mirror. He owns a pair of gold encrusted, customized grillz. Dabs to rap.
by Reagan and Caleb August 19, 2018
Get the Jordanmug.