Ripoff Madoff 

A well fitting, deserved, and appropriate nickname for the world's biggest con artist Bernie Madoff, a man who swindled $65 billion and got 150 years in Federal prison in Butner North Carolina doing so.

What Bernie Madoff is to the early 21st Century is what Charles Ponzi is to 1920. So Bernie Madoff deserves the nickname, Ripoff Madoff.

Ripoff Madoff by Viscount Druitt December 10, 2019

Ripple Fart 

When you release such a powerful fart that it causes visual ripples to appear in your underwear, or skirt if your a girl

Example 1
Micheal: Dude! Check this out

Tim: What dude.
Micheal: *Points butt out and causes a fart to ripple in his underwear*
Tim: Wow dude. That was awesome

Example 2
Rochelle: Girl, my stomach hurts

Julia: Maybe you need to fart

Rochelle: I don’t fart

Rochelle: *Fart ripples her skirt*

Julia: I think you just did a Ripple Fart
Rochelle: No I didn’t, my panties are fine

Julia: No, a ripple Fart is when your fart causes you pants to ripple

Rochelle: Oh

Ripple Fart by Your Dude 67 January 20, 2021

pant ripper 

Creating a powerful cheek explosion that is so long and loud, it sounds like it could rip your pants wide open. An expert farter would be very proud of this kind of fart, especially when done in front of others who find farts funny.

As my friend exited the bathroom, she blew a big, fat pant ripper and laughed as she said, "I suppose I should have done that before I came out of the bathroom!"

I blew such a pant ripper, I had to check to make sure I didn't crap my pants!

She blows the best pant rippers, especially during the quiet part of a movie!

pant ripper by Methane Queen November 22, 2011

Spine Ripper 

A bowel movement so large that it feels like it rips your spine out of place.

Oh man! The day after Thanksgiving, I pushed out a massive Spine Ripper!

Spine Ripper by Canky June 19, 2021

'Phat Headed' Couch Ripper 

A person who is annoying as hell and loved by very few. I.Q is so small, many believe him, to be a different species of a retarded person. Also a person who sleeps/eats, off the salary payment of a mother that builds trucks for a living. When this person is called 'Phat Headed' to their face, they will react different then any other person alive today...allowing them to unleash the fury inside, and let go on a linen, wool or titanium couch near by.

1. You 'Phat Headed' Couch Ripper...stfu, you still sux at life.

2. Chris, don't get all phat headed again and rip up your mothers couch, we don't want her screaming on vent...

3. Couchripper has come online.

'Phat Headed' Couch Ripper by Fuckin Chad July 6, 2008

Fat Cal Ripken 

A euphemism for a long-lasting erection which is at once peculiarly enjoyable for the woman or man receiving it and mildly to moderately painful to the man with the Iron Man of stiffies. While sometimes caused by ED (erectile disfunction) medications, this may occur naturally as no long-term studies (or concrete, investigational reporting) has determined this cannot develop and sustain on i's own.

Dude, I had a Fat Cal Ripken with her last night. I was all up in that from closing time till dawn.

Fat Cal Ripken by HomeyJ913 October 19, 2010

Nuns on ripple 

Basically a hipster slang/term for 'no'.
Often used to seem cooler (mostly online but some use it irl).

Friends: hey, you wanna go biking with us today?
You: nuns on ripple, my dudes

Nuns on ripple by Lime Blooded Loser June 13, 2018