Jordan Swilling

Gay for baseball; is a stud

I am Jordan Swilling and I fucking love this shit.

by Jmanthebomb June 3, 2018

Jordan

Jordan is the biggest bum of all. Absolute trash.

Guy 1: oh look, it’s Jordan.

Guy 2: dude, that’s a dumpster.

by Massive schlong Robert October 28, 2020

Jordan

Jordan is a girl who is usually a ginger. She is always wearing a crop top and is usually friends with people named Lily or Lucy. She loves music like the song Cheap thrills and other hits of that nature. Her last name is usually something like Simone or something like that. But overall she is a great, caring, and loyal friend.

Jordan is such a great friend.

by HelloJordan March 31, 2022

Jordan

animal gene creation jordan is the type of guy to miss a jumpshot you can't bet your life on his jumpshot he's usally called "The Next Micheal jordan" even though he's rubbish at basketball but makes the team because the coach takes pity in him.

uhg.. that guy is such a jordan

by pissyboydum January 24, 2022

Jordan

a (vegan)

He: is that A vegan
BOb: Yes he is a vegan and a Jordan

by Dracgo458 June 19, 2019

jordan

a sexy boy, ussually 13 - 14. has long hair with braces. has glasses or contacts

oh thats jordan

by jordanlover12345 May 31, 2022

Jordan

An amazing person that deserves better. Usually touch-starved, and has had their heart broken more than once. Jordans are really loyal, and won't leave your side- as long as you don't leave theirs. They're probably into some weird fandom that they rant to you about all the time. Probably surprisingly good at video games, secretly loves to read, and is really creative. Don't be afraid to ask them out; they're usually really approachable and will try to start a conversation with you.

Bonus if they're part of the LGBTQ+ community in some way. Even if they insist they aren't, they probably are.

Wow, Jordan is so cool - I wish I could hangout with them more often

by darkchallengerr November 21, 2021