he's a lanky prick who lives to seek out girls tits and finds them to DESTROY!!!
that's pretty much it, he looks like the Wal-Mart boy- watch out for that BOYYYY 🙂
that's pretty much it, he looks like the Wal-Mart boy- watch out for that BOYYYY 🙂
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