Canadian Testicles

TimBits

Canadian #1:"Yo hoser wanna go get me some Canadian Testicles from Timmies?"
Canadian #2: "Sure, is chocolate glaze ok?"
Canadian #1: "Sorry but i prefer honey cruller"
Canadian #2: "Oh its no problem. Sorry I even had to ask."

by Sebbby1996 November 15, 2016

canadian submarine

When you dip your dick in ice cold water before intercourse.

She was screaming when the Canadian Submarine was put in.

by D Kep November 25, 2016

Canadian Pancake Mix

When one Hershey squirts on a flat service while sitting down

Dude, I just made Canadian Pancake Mix!

by Highflyskydive December 2, 2016

warm canadian

When the load of an elderly man is loosely squirted in your mouth. Bitter in taste and slightly stinging the tongue, much like a mouthful of piss warm Canadian beer.

Josh: " Dude..Harry just gave me a knarley warm Canadian behind the job shack. That raise better be worth it."

Codi: "Probably thinking about his aunt when he snapped his yogurt."

by MassiveDynamic December 2, 2016

Canadian Tug

The act of an ice hockey player masturbating with his/her hockey gloves on.

Walked in on Yuri giving himself a Canadian Tug alone in the locker room.

by Pillsdb December 6, 2016

Canadian Tug

The act of an ice hockey player masturbating with his/her hockey gloves on.

Walked in on LePlante giving himself a Canadian Tug alone in the locker room.

by Pillsdb December 6, 2016

Canadian soda

Road beers. Beers to be consumed whilst in a motor vehicle that is in motion.

Hey brother go ahead and take a couple Canadian sodas. Don't wanna show up sober.

by GreyMatterTripp December 7, 2016