slim can built ahh body

somebody who is skinny af and looks like a skinny can that they sell at school w/ the sparkling juice.

James: "Yo, Alejandro slim can built ahh body was tryna talk shit abt me bein fat."
Zoey: "AWWOGA."

by SlugFish June 2, 2022

Body building is pageantry

Is useless in the real world..why? Well you puff yourself up like pigeon looking to mate but can’t perform in the real world with those “muscles”..

Example; on arm or chest day w’e, you bench 350-400 Lbs. In essence you build yourself up like “Hercules” portrayed in various modern movies but you can't preform like him.. you’re not lift boulders or slaying a treacherous hydra or defeating a massive lion..

Your like SpongeBob with his inflatable arms lol.. The body of a Ferrari sports car but no engine, Frame, wheels etc..

Ah the gym is filled with “bodybuilders” hogging the machines.. it’s useless to get that puffed, no fluidity in their movements lol it’s aesthetic.. “body building is pageantry” . Pure theatrics

by DEZtheDECIMATOR June 4, 2022

Nice Upper Body

A compliment, that usually doesn't work, for a lady who has giant boobs. The advantage of this is that when your friends berate you for obviously telling her to her face she has big ass boobs you can say you were trying to tell her she had a pretty face.

Batty: You've got a Nice Upper Body!

Peter: That was not not subtle dude.

by AnnaKomneneMyBeloved<3 March 27, 2022

erry-body

The Philadelphian term for everybody

''erry-body in here hasn't drunken wooder (also philly terminology) in five days''

by lightskin shorty March 29, 2022

Body

To eat something with such speed and ferocity that one would think you haven't eaten in 3 days. Especially if chased down with a diet coke or water from the ESWB (emotional support water bottle).

Past tense: 'bodied'

Coined by @tinx

I am going to body this bagel like it's my last meal

by amykenz January 25, 2022

Mix Bodies

It means -0 ya know the thing we call sex.

My lord, did you mix bodies with that lowly peasant?

by Zigligoose February 11, 2022

free body

If you had sex with someone who was a virgin, it does not count towards your body count because it was clean, unfucked, penis/vagina/anus

they were a virgin lol, they were a free body

by anonymously in your mom February 12, 2022