august

a pagan name for a month. more of that old catholic vomit. it's coming back up every year. some people swallowed it and it came back anyway.

"Oh, look. It' august again."
"Yipee!"
"Man, shut yo dumb ass up!"
"Oh."

by Vita Smart July 27, 2022

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august 21

people who are born on this day are hot af

people born of august 21st are hot

by Mostseggsypersontoexist November 28, 2021

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August 9th

World jealous day bc 200 ppl will get to face time with BTS for 30 MINUTES

“I hate August 9th”
“Why”

“200 Armys will ft BTS and I’m not one of them”

by Yoongay July 28, 2021

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When you have a summer vacation house share you usually have 3-4 weeks with the group by August in the house and fights happen out of nowhere and people start to get annoying for no reason or for good reason without ever resolving the issues. This is called the August Uglies, the house has gotten past the honeymoon phase and personalities start to annoy each other for no reason even if people have known each other for a long time.

Person 1- I am so annoyed that she did that. We told her we were going to go get a drink and be right back and then she leaves and disappears. Now she's mad at us?

Person 2- Don't let it bother you, she did this all summer. It's just the August Uglies getting to you after so many weeks.

by FIPINESSHARE August 31, 2022

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