Don't jump in my water if you can't swim..........

Don't come at me asking me do you wanna fight if you cant fight.

Girl1: Ayee thot wanna fight...
Girl2: Don't jump in my water if you can't swim.........."

by LOL NIgger September 22, 2014

Can I put My balls in your jaw?

Can I?

Can I put My balls in your jaw?

by ItsLumin October 13, 2021

You gotta be pulling my pants down kid!

When something happens and it makes such little sense that a little kid running up to you and pulling your pants down seems more logical.

Jeff - "Hey Tom, did you hear that billy is going out with your ex?"
Tom - "You gotta be pulling my pants down kid!"

by Ican'tbeleiveitsnotOXYCLEAN November 7, 2009

What did you say about my mum?

A phrase normally used by Chavs to indicate he wants to fight the person he says it too (usally the person is involuntarily put into the situation).

Chav sees non Chav person passing him (them) at night.
"What did you say about my mum? (What you say about my mum?)
"Umm nothing..?"
*Smack*

by Snowberry Glitterdust Montblanc October 26, 2005

Ching Chong Bing Bong My Willy Is Long

If your Chinese friend is being racist to you just say this. CHING CHONG BING BONG FUCK YOU MY WILLY IS LONG

Nig+ger Ching Chong Bing Bong My Willy Is Long

by Fuck you black ass niger February 19, 2023

GET OFF MY LAWN YOU FUCKING KIDS!!!

Used by old men, or women; who have no respect for kids, or teens, playing outdoor games. This is a phrase generally uttered within seconds of someone touching the lawn. Its almost as if the person sits and waits, like a robot, waiting for someone to go on thier lawn. People uttering this line normally have shotguns, and will fire randomly if provoked.

Kid: This is a fun game of Manhunt *Steps on Lawn.

Old Man Jenkins: GET OFF MY LAWN YOU FUCKING KIDS!!!

by SuperOmegaMan January 6, 2009

my evil plan is now coming into effect!

It is a sentence that villains or supervillans use when their evil plan is coming into effect (kinda self explanatory don't you think?) Usually used with Muahhahahaha

"My evil plan is now coming into effect!" Muahahahahaha

by Katie Monroe February 12, 2014