by teeeaaaaaa August 27, 2021
Get the shovel man mug.Lobster man is ? years old, born on the 20th of june. Streetys star sign is a gemini. His wardrobe consists of multiple coloured basic sweatshirts and the worst shoes you have ever seen. He is never seen without his watch. Back in 2009, lobster man was a great orange bodybuilder! He attended Mater Dei College for highschool and Edith Cowan University. Whilst in college he worked at bunnings and enjoyed ‘getting them gains’ in his spare time. He has a strong hatred for english and old saggy people,he failed year 12 english!
On the 10th of march 2016 at 8:10pm he gave a 5 star review to ‘Stubble Barbershop’, commenting “Good cuts and quality banter as always! Fortnightly go to.”
Alex has been Married to Jade since the 12th of October 2019, they have been in a relationship since the 9th of september 2014! Jade joined Facebook in june, 2008.
Mr Street graduated from Edith Cowan University in 2013!
Chris is Streetys friend of atleast 12 years, He works for the fire and emergency services and lives in Scarborough. His sister writes songs and wrote a “10/10 banger” in 2017. In 2019 he gave a 5 star review to Pita-Pit saying they “have nice sandwiches”. He is in debt to Streety by 1 burrito.
Streety has strong opinions on many things, “hate the old saggy people that run with their shirts off in joondalup”.
he is the best maths teacher ever. argue with the wall
On the 10th of march 2016 at 8:10pm he gave a 5 star review to ‘Stubble Barbershop’, commenting “Good cuts and quality banter as always! Fortnightly go to.”
Alex has been Married to Jade since the 12th of October 2019, they have been in a relationship since the 9th of september 2014! Jade joined Facebook in june, 2008.
Mr Street graduated from Edith Cowan University in 2013!
Chris is Streetys friend of atleast 12 years, He works for the fire and emergency services and lives in Scarborough. His sister writes songs and wrote a “10/10 banger” in 2017. In 2019 he gave a 5 star review to Pita-Pit saying they “have nice sandwiches”. He is in debt to Streety by 1 burrito.
Streety has strong opinions on many things, “hate the old saggy people that run with their shirts off in joondalup”.
he is the best maths teacher ever. argue with the wall
by lobsters4life May 21, 2022
Get the LOBSTER MAN mug.A Caucasian man older than 35 years. Usually balding/bald, overweight, has a deep voice, and works either in blue collar industries or law enforcement.
They drive lifted trucks, vote republican, are homophobic, and order their sandwiches with extra mayonnaise. In other words, a stereotypical middle aged white man.
Bonus points if the mayonnaise man is misogynistic.
They drive lifted trucks, vote republican, are homophobic, and order their sandwiches with extra mayonnaise. In other words, a stereotypical middle aged white man.
Bonus points if the mayonnaise man is misogynistic.
Jeff is such a mayonnaise man! He's literally eating a mayonnaise sandwich in his lifted chevy truck!
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Friend 2: Yeahhh… he smells so bad, it’s like… onions.
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Friend 2: A superVILLAIN, you mean.
Friend 2: Yeahhh… he smells so bad, it’s like… onions.
Friend 1: He’s like a superhero! Onion man to the rescue!
Friend 2: A superVILLAIN, you mean.
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