September 22 and February 21

September 22 and February 21 are the days that the best people on the earth are made!

dude its September 22 and February 21!
oooh got to go get the presents!

by COOPKAKE November 2, 2020

September Eleventh Fatigue

A state of being one is in when he has exhausted so much energy at the expense of this holiday, that she is unable to give any more of a fuck about it.

also. Das Campaign Slogan fatigue

In anchorman, Ron would have got the 2001 September Eleventh Story, but by 2011 Chritina Applegate would get to chose between it and the waterskiing squirrel.

"I'm so sick of hearing about september 9th, or the eight? Well nine eleven. Wait is it nine eleven? y..yyes. Yeah right it is. I know I have such September Eleventh Fatigue
September Eleventh Fatigue?

Yeah
Yeah! Yeah, thats exactly what it is! Me too!

"Hey whats yonder that there fence?
Shhhhhut up har! It's that secret hole n things."
"secret hole from what?"
"cown snarnit Kilkenny, aint none never told ya ta keep yer damn fool mouth shutup like aint they then now huh? Huh!"
"Mr sirs, mr sirs. I read me up bout that there secret hole in the pamphlets what reeplaced er textbooks in the school. Its that september eleventh hole I hear."
"Damn you kid! When yer older youl got tired too."
"Aw jimmy, live the poor guys allone, anyone over twenty has september eleventh fatigue somethin awful dontchaknow."
"Awww mom. Say how come they don't fillerin?"
"Shhhhut uppppppp c'ownsarnit!"

by marmadukeakamarmaduke September 10, 2011

september 12 (9/12)

MDMA was first synthesized in "1912". It was patented in Germany by the Merck Company in 1914. At that time it was not the subject of human research.

Merck stumbled across MDMA when they tried to synthesize Hydrastinin, a vasoconstrictive and styptic medicine.

MDMA was an unplanned by-product of this synthesis. As usual, the process of its synthesis was patented.


so out of 1912 you get 9/12= roll day.

the day you celebrate and
roll till you drop (;
those you love it enjoy the day.

september 12 (9/12)

by herbal bliss April 21, 2009

Week 14-18 September

Annoy your bestfriend week to see how they react

for example

Dave: hey Steve, I love you,hey Steve I miss you,hey Steve. Love you

Steve:your so annoying

That is how u do week 14-18 September

by Hejehejsuushssus September 18, 2020

September 30

A day were we all appreciate Nikocado Avocado.

Hey, its September 30
omg today we celebrate nikocado avocado

Ik hes so cool

by nikocado avocado January 3, 2021

Suck Yo Self September

If you are worthy you must spend the entirety gaining the mental stability and physical resilience to make your lower torso meet your kissers
(Must be possible by the end)

Guy 1:Suck yo Self September?
Guy 2:yea that’s how I broke my back

by Buddha’s left nipple November 7, 2018

Shut the fuck up September

Shut the fuck up September is where you have every single right to tell people to shut the fuck up whether they like it or not.
Everyone in the world has a free pass to tell anyone to shut the fuck up throughout the whole month of September.

person 1: Hey.
person 2: Shut the fuck up!!
person 1: Hey bro thats kinda rude!
person 2: Not my fault, its shut the fuck up September.

by Solar.Ashton July 1, 2021