The Michael M

When your dick is so thiccc you make your wife/girlfriend pass out the second you enter her rectum.

Dude, I thought I killed my wife when we had anal

Oh shit son, you gave her the Michael M

by Swivel mi timbers November 21, 2020

Michael Keleher

Michael Keleher is the hottest guy in the whole world that can make any guy hard just from looking at him. And if a girl looks at him they instantly have a whole gallon of cum juice come out of their coooochie. The Michael Keleher is knows for packing at least 8 inches and can make a girl not able to walk for up to a week. Another really great thing about him is his delicious nipples that will make you start and stay drewling over just at the sight of them bad bois. And the last thing that cums with a Michael Keleher is how he is supper black and can say the n word with the hard R.

Hey have you seen Michael Keleher? Yeah I saw him yesterday, I’m still in a wheel chair because of him.

by Davin port hoe January 28, 2021

Killer Michael

A word to describe someone who's wholesome, nice and friendly. Usually this word is used on social media platforms (e.g Discord). This type of person might be the best person you have hanged out with.

Joe: oh hey Killer Michael
Killer Michael: *posts the most wholesome image/video*

by TheJoeOfTheBrim February 11, 2021

Michael Maneuver

When you give your girl a very decent wienering

You: Dude I just pulled the Michael Maneuver on my girl!
Me: I wish that was me

by freestew February 12, 2021

Michael Schooley

he is hella sexy and has 2.1 trillion IQ

Michael Schooley is sexy af

by mikey schooley February 27, 2021

Michael Hunt

Shorten his first name and read it really fast 😏

Person: Imma put my Kahoot! name as Mike Hunt lol
Teacher: That sounds like naughty word make it “Michael Hunt” instead

by Jobeyl May 2, 2021

Michael Chan

Means someone who plays scratch games

Yo that's a Michael Chan right there

by dcolonization October 15, 2022