The ugliest name/dude to ever touch foot on this planet. If this is ur name u get absolutely no play at all especially after ur girlfriend dumped ur lazy pathetic ass. U go out every night and ur only mission is to get some box and u fail time after time again, terribly. If ur name is Matt mort 😂😂 u piss ur pants after a rough night out. Parents, don’t name ur kid this if u love them.
Guy 1 : u know Matt Mort?
Guy 2: name rings a bell… ohhh shit, ya that kids an absolute squid and a puss bag. Gets no bitches all well.
Guy 2: name rings a bell… ohhh shit, ya that kids an absolute squid and a puss bag. Gets no bitches all well.
by Not Matt mort February 24, 2025
Get the Matt mortmug. Matt Sturniolo is literally my savior. He got me through some times when I was feeling down and made my spark come back to life. Him being able to talk about his anxiety and his experiences with it made me feel comfortable with him ( not in a weird way) but I’m just thankful that someone is able to talk about anxiety on social media especially since people can be negative. But I really just wanna say thank you Matt for being there for me and others that struggle with anxiety and coming on to YouTube to talk about it with us especially since a majority of teens struggle with it.
Thank You ⭐️
Thank You ⭐️
by tysmtt November 19, 2023
Get the Matt Sturniolomug. Matt is a little sthinker who likes his cop car. He works at big lots and doesn’t know who stalks him.
by ZipperZap December 25, 2021
Get the Mattmug. Pulling a matt is when your just born a fucking pussy amd always make up excuses to not do things, or just slack off and always be on there phone.
Person 1: wow that guys been on his phone all morning and hasn't done any work!
Person 2: wow ya he has been, must be pulling a matt!
Person 2: wow ya he has been, must be pulling a matt!
by Unknown pussy April 12, 2022
Get the Pulling a mattmug. Mattes is an German Name and means ,,God's present". The Boy's named Mattes are Smart and very handsome they are everytime when you need them with you.
They have an beautiful smile, beautiful eyes, are nice friends and they are funny to.
They understand when something is wrong with you and help you to chose the right way
They have an beautiful smile, beautiful eyes, are nice friends and they are funny to.
They understand when something is wrong with you and help you to chose the right way
They know everything.
They are Beautiful
You: are going sad to school /work and say everything is okay
Mattes: knows that something is wrong with you and help you with your problems
They are Beautiful
You: are going sad to school /work and say everything is okay
Mattes: knows that something is wrong with you and help you with your problems
by ♡M♡ December 3, 2021
Get the Mattesmug. A colloquial term referring to the act of aggressively or violently assaulting an acquaintance, associate, or individual within one's social circle for trivial or inconsequential reasons.
This behavior is typically characterized by a disproportionate response to minor provocations, often involving physical force or intimidation, and may reflect underlying emotional instability or a lack of impulse control. The term is frequently used informally to describe impulsive acts of aggression that are unjustifiable given the circumstances.
This behavior is typically characterized by a disproportionate response to minor provocations, often involving physical force or intimidation, and may reflect underlying emotional instability or a lack of impulse control. The term is frequently used informally to describe impulsive acts of aggression that are unjustifiable given the circumstances.
Example 1
"Yo bro, that motherfucker is Pulling a Matt!"
"What do you mean?"
"He's fuckin' choking my bro out!"
Example 2
"Hey man did you hear what John did to Seth?"
"Nah bro what?"
"He Pulled a Matt after losing in Uno."
"No shit, that dudes psycho."
"Yo bro, that motherfucker is Pulling a Matt!"
"What do you mean?"
"He's fuckin' choking my bro out!"
Example 2
"Hey man did you hear what John did to Seth?"
"Nah bro what?"
"He Pulled a Matt after losing in Uno."
"No shit, that dudes psycho."
by Big Wall-E January 13, 2025
Get the Pulling a Mattmug.