jump maxing

To be gay but eat pussy
Person 1: Yo i just ate some pussy
Person 2: aren’t you gay
Person 1: yeah I was jump maxing
by Googol blipblip February 03, 2024
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jumps husband

a cool person

For D.I.C.E -Fuckasse
Woman:"Hey did you see jumps husband last night?"
Woman:"Yea jump is sooo lucky to have a person like him"
by Fuckasse Is a Bottom November 15, 2020
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Clungee Jump

Imagine holding your hands out to boost someone over a wall, now replace those hands with the flappiest pussy you have ever seen, using the pussy to hold your foot and boost someone up in the air.
"Hey babe can we try the "Clungee Jump?"
by CheesyKnobs December 27, 2018
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Jumping Box

What Mr. Burns calls the television in The Simpsons episode "Fraudcast News".
Mr. Burns: Now, let's see how I'm faring on the jumping box.
Smithers: You mean the television, sir?
Mr. Burns: Television, jumping box, pict-o-cube... just crank it up!
by OhNo S. August 28, 2022
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Jon Bon Bow Jump

When a prolific writer gets computer elbow, often referred to as tennis elbow, and then it happens in the other elbow. This sometimes chronic condition receives its name from the rock star Bon Jovi because the elbows are the fringe of the body and like Bon Jovi in a fringe jacket, 'bow pain can jump and have you Livin' on a Prayer.
Damn, my right tennis elbow was hurt so bad but now my left one is killing me. Must've been a Jon Bon Bow Jump!
by CousinofCalliope January 24, 2019
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Counter-jumping

In the game Team Fortress 2, the tactic of jumping as the class soldier when the enemy soldier jumps at you; instead of trying a airshot, most commonly used in MGE (My Gaming Edge) matches. Considered as a crutch and dickish tactic because of the aim for the improvement in this type of gamemode.
- Bro, can you stop counter-jumping? You are really annoying me.
+ Yeah sorry, force of habit.
by W0TTy October 15, 2021
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