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Becky: Did you hear the rumor about Zach?

Zoey: Yeah I heard he’s packin a Jordan in them pants
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THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME BITCHES ALSO HE PROLLY SMOKES HELLA TREE
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Jordan is the name 8-year-old white boys on tiktok use as a replacement for the n-word. It was originally started as an inside joke by the tiktoker Jordan Da Boo. When it spread out to the entirety of tiktok, "Jordan" started being referred to as "really f#cking corny".
"Wassup my Jordan!"
"Jordan with a hard J."
by $adeMica April 3, 2021
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An amazing guy who makes me laugh all the time. He cares about me and shows me that he does all the time. He loves music, jokes, and socializing with friends. He doesn't care about what people think of him but he is still empathetic. He helps everyone open up and feel more happy but he still has standards.
Jordan is the best :)
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An amazing girl. One you couldn’t even ask for because you didn’t know she could exist. She has gorgeous brown skin that’s perfectly matched by her beautiful, dark eyes. Her hair curls like there’s no tomorrow, and you can very easily get tangled up in it. She has a laugh that’s a little different, but it’s so adorable. The kind of laugh that you know means she is having the time of her life. She’s often reserved and very quiet, but when she opens up to you, your life won’t be the same. She is hopelessly romantic, and when she looks at you, you can see the love in her eyes. Her nose wrinkles in the cutest way when she laughs. She may be tiny, but she curves in the best ways. She fits like a puzzle piece. When she’s in the mood she’ll jump on you like an adorable little spider monkey, and she won’t let go no matter how hard you try. You can’t help but love her. And the more time you’re with her, the deeper in love you fall.
“Bro she’s so adorable
Indescribably so. She must be a Jordan
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Footballing whiz with a thing for his mates exes. Loves the sloppy seconds all over his just below average penis. Don’t mention this to him however, man has blistering pace and will run you down and most likely eventually end up inside your girl.
Damn that kid is gonna go pro. No surprises there, it’s Jordan
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