auguster

auguster a person who is mean, kind, funny, and hates red nail polish.

i need an auguster in my life
#getlikeauguster

by ilovehoeslol November 21, 2021

August 11th

National confess to your crush day 💗

person 1:‘oh look is brad and lisa together’
person 2:‘yeah it’s august 11th’
person 1:‘well that’s why she’s talking to him . but since it is august 25th i just wanted you to know that i’ve always liked you’
person 2:‘i’ve always liked you too delilah🫶🏽’

by naeeee🫶🏽. August 11, 2022

August 1st

national stay at home day

where is alex?oh yeah its August 1st

by Random person.com July 31, 2022

8 august

8 august it's the international day of send a titty pic;*

me: today is 8 august
you: "sends me a titty pic*

by gsuaba August 8, 2022

August 8

On August 8, your gf has to give you a kiss. No exceptions or excuses, it’s required. Just do it

“Yo bro it’s August 8”
“Yeah so?”
“I’m gonna go get my kiss”

by Thisguy41230827 August 6, 2025

August 19th

International Blumpkin Day

"Today is my sons birthday, what a coincidence!" a man says whilst receiving a Blumpkin in a public restroom on August 19th

by LotusTheDictionary August 18, 2022

August 9

Suck your brother’s milk

Me: Bro it’s August 9
Him; Oh no

by tegasdigbick August 8, 2022