noah has a gf and he’s in love with her so don’t come near him because she will cut your fingers off.
person 1 “ouu imma make a move on noah”
person 2 “i wouldn’t do that his gf will make you eat your fingers”
person 2 “i wouldn’t do that his gf will make you eat your fingers”
by lovelymonkey2890 April 27, 2024
Get the noahmug. by No Fries March 24, 2025
Get the Noahmug. Any guy names Noah is quite the silly goose. He has such a humerous personality. He’s always so funny and can woo you with his charms. Noah is nice and very sweet when he needs to be but can be a badass when the wrong hoe tries to bring him down. Not only is Noah attractive on the inside, but Noah is very very sexy on the outside. Any guy named Noah has a big penis and uses it wisely, not just on any hoes. He is so majestic in the bed, he can turn any lesbian straight with one cum shot In the v with his magic magnum. Not to mention, any Noah is a beautiful singer and is quite the crackwhore on bonwensdays 😌
by Bitch Ass Bri July 31, 2019
Get the Noahmug. "Hey? Is that Noah?" Yes it's Noah I could tell by his enormous cock sticking out his trousers. Noah is a sexy beast and is a factory In bed. I've never known someone push so fast. I adore Noah because of his personality, soft hair and huge cock.
Noah is the man.
by Godsjjs November 23, 2021
Get the Noahmug. He is the prettiest most smartest and beauitiful and the most attractive person alive udover 6.b noah and he party all night long cuz he got all damer.
Im a noah
by OEOFEOFEO August 22, 2022
Get the Noahmug. What are people named Noah like? Noahs are nice and sometimes have a funny sense of humor. Although they might tell some little white lies sometimes, that doesn't mean that they won't be there to help you when you need it most. Although beware of their hair because sometimes they style in mohawks. But they are great people and make great siblings.
Noah
by funnynames12345 February 23, 2019
Get the Noahmug. Noah Carey is a great person who love to eat and play video games (Minecraft and smash bros ultimate) he has Nintendo switch soon ps4 and loves memes plz love me
by Bruh sound effect 1 November 12, 2019
Get the Noah Careymug.