kayley johnson

she’s the hottest most stunning woman you’ll meet. she’s very kind and loving to the ones she has a good feeling for. Watch out tho she could drop yo ass quicker than you can blink if you cross her. shes a hopeless romantic but knows how to work your body veryyyyy well. She’s amazing but she can be petty as hell. She attracts does not chase.
by Jonathan ret June 07, 2021
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Deep johnson

Some places are deep.. and some are deep johnson. (Extremely far from your location) you can also say deep johnson the 32nd or 91st (or any number based on how far the place really is)
Dewie- “you guys tryna get a bacon egg and cheese from the deli
Vick- “hell nah nigga that shit deep johnson”
by Marc Stock the Ock January 21, 2022
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Johnson Pack

When you whip your schlong out, and open a pack in Rainbow Six Siege with your cock. (Made/popularized by Jynxzi)
Holdup lemme do a johnson pack bro, OH SHIT A BLACK ICE
by zgoosr July 22, 2023
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unibrow johnson

When your underwear gets between your butt cheeks aka a wedgie
Ew Hope is trying to pick out her unibrow Johnson.
by Utility leader March 05, 2019
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Pearl Johnson

A perfectly rolled blunt. Also referred to as a 'Pearl'.
Guy 1: "alright man she's rolled and ready to smoke."
Guy 2: "damn that's a Pearl Johnson if I've ever seen one."
by Sir Shblunt July 23, 2016
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buttcrack johnson

Is a woman or man with pants, showing buttcrack.
Tyshawn pull your pants up, your being ,,buttcrack johnson,, again
by Mr. Lamar jackson July 14, 2017
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tylen brethett-johnson

tylen brethett-johnson is gay
by malakai duong is here January 23, 2019
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