Chewing the monkey

When someone is giving a blowjob but the guy can't get an erection.

"I couldn't get hard so she was just chewing the monkey."

by iTzMaGiK May 8, 2017

monkey beef

An affectionate word for a Northern English man

Hey Monkey beef, how are you?

by Jeegs February 1, 2014

Pasta monkey

A rasist term for an Italian

Stefano is a pasta monkey

by Aidan Albert March 13, 2015

monkey poop

1. Chewing tobacco
2. The art of chewing tobacco and or swallowing the spit.

Hey bro hand be that can of monkey poop.
Sure thing dude I’ll give you some of that monkey shit.

Or

Dude are you chewing that monkey poop again? Yeah I am why do you care? Well
You swallow it that makes you a shit eater! Get off my lawn monkey poop eater.

by GetOffMyLawnnnn November 1, 2020

Winch Monkey

A winch monkey is the person that does the running around in off-road winch challenges, spooling out, securing the winch line, giving winch control instructions in the form of hand signals or over radio to the vehicle driver.

"I'm partnered with a good winch monkey for this competition"

by sfisk March 27, 2010

Yeet Monkey

When you allow your animalistic tendencies to take over, regardless of advice you’ve been given by outside sources, and completely going against all better judgements.

“I can’t believe he still did it.”

“Bro, 10/10 did not recommend but he’s a yeet monkey, always going in full send!

by Rockseex3 September 4, 2022

Lil Monkey

One who is full of energy, has the qualities of a person who is kind, compassionate, sweet, warm-hearted, gentle, and all of the above.

Someone who deserves the title of being called a monkey. Ahem in fact only one person deserves to fit this definition.

Wow, ur so annoying u lil monkey.

U should stop licking the floor u lil monkey.

Stop trying to be so wifey u lil monkey.

Stop being so wack u lil monkey.

Wow u do look v v good u lil monkey :)

by Lilmonkeylover July 9, 2022