Yeah dude, pulled a jones last night. Told the wifey I’d be back after the game. Next thing you know, I’m answering her call the next morning asking why I’m not home.
by BobbyBH January 30, 2022

by Sweetmotherfuckerjones May 29, 2020

A man of mystery no one really knows what he’s planning but him he plays the long game and loves it he watches as he controls the others around him just to amuse himself and I’ll throw anyone under himself just to get what he wants your best chance is to just stay away he’s awful cruel dubious deceitful and any other synonym you can think of if you’ve already met him it’s too late.
by Sandwich131313 November 21, 2021

by Deane Sheffield November 30, 2018

A Man Who Has A Very Abnormally Large Penis/ Genatalia.
by Not Lewis Jones October 7, 2023

by hfurfhoushdyhfhdsbfjhfre July 24, 2022

An amazing lifetime where an occasion where everything goes well; a dream come true; a time spent with someone very important that went exceptionally well with drugs, sex, alcohol, or any self-destructing device you could find.
DUDE 1: HOW IS LIFE?
DUDE 2: IT'S A LIFETIME WITH RACHEL JONES.
DUDE 1: SO WONDERFULLY UNPREDICTABLE YET AMAZING!
DUDE 2: IT'S A LIFETIME WITH RACHEL JONES.
DUDE 1: SO WONDERFULLY UNPREDICTABLE YET AMAZING!
by Mr.Trickstir June 1, 2025
