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a Jones

When you tell your wife you’re going out for one drink and disappear until the next morning.
Yeah dude, pulled a jones last night. Told the wifey I’d be back after the game. Next thing you know, I’m answering her call the next morning asking why I’m not home.
by BobbyBH January 30, 2022
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Sweet mother fucker Jones

Sweet version of motherfucker Jones iykyk HAHAHAH BITCHES
Woah look it’s Sweet motherfucker Jones so rare

Hahah jks he da best

Sweet mother fucker Jones
by Sweetmotherfuckerjones May 29, 2020
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Jones Tuttle

A man of mystery no one really knows what he’s planning but him he plays the long game and loves it he watches as he controls the others around him just to amuse himself and I’ll throw anyone under himself just to get what he wants your best chance is to just stay away he’s awful cruel dubious deceitful and any other synonym you can think of if you’ve already met him it’s too late.
Oh God it’s Jones Tuttle, just stay quiet, he can’t do anything if we don’t talk”
by Sandwich131313 November 21, 2021
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frazer jones

Frazer jones is Hot dark hair caring and will do anything to protect his friends
Frazer jones: hey are you ok
Girl: no that guy is bullying me
Frazer jones: I'll go kick his ass
by Deane Sheffield November 30, 2018
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Lewis Jones

A Man Who Has A Very Abnormally Large Penis/ Genatalia.
OH Gyal I Cant Walk Because i Went To Lewis Jones Abode
by Not Lewis Jones October 7, 2023
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An amazing lifetime where an occasion where everything goes well; a dream come true; a time spent with someone very important that went exceptionally well with drugs, sex, alcohol, or any self-destructing device you could find.
DUDE 1: HOW IS LIFE?
DUDE 2: IT'S A LIFETIME WITH RACHEL JONES.
DUDE 1: SO WONDERFULLY UNPREDICTABLE YET AMAZING!
by Mr.Trickstir June 1, 2025
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