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Retard Unit

when a lot of retards get together and start thier own unit. most of them need wheelchairs or zimmer frames to move. they can use thier walking sticks as shotgun when anouther unit drives up on thier turf. the reatrd unit often perform drive-bys on thier wheel chairs, and some times have drag races in thier wheel chairs modded with nitrous oxided that can get up to speeds of 150 mph.
wow look at the retard unit they can bearly walk but they sure can fight.
by Shady Man April 30, 2006
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Retard strength

When someone who looks weak or lanky is, in reality, extremely strong. Usually shows when that person is experiencing serious emotional strain but is just as present if they just show "their" average level of strength compared to someone who appears much larger than they are.
One time I knew a guy with retard strength; looked like a pencil but could throw a bodybuilder across the room like a pillow.
by Yuji999 May 7, 2021
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Mental Retardation

Guy 1:Damn bro you are kinda acting like a, Bismarck
Guy 2:What does that mean bro?
Guy 1:It means you have, Mental Retardation
by Average retarded autist August 2, 2021
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Negative Retarded

There are actually two definitions for the phrase negative retarded.
1.) More retarded than retarded. (The superlative form of retarded)
2.) If used in the proper context, it can be a way to call someone intelligent. This is because the negative of something is usually the opposite, so the negative of retarded is intelligent.
John is negative retarded, he walked into a door like 10 times in row, man!

Christine was called negative retarded today by her friend because she is in smart people math (aka calculus)

Bob didn't know what negative retarded meant, so he must be negative retarded

man!
by MikeTS July 23, 2007
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ass retard

When my girl friend mixes up "asshole" and "retard" after i make fun of her.
"You make me feel like an ass retard."
by WineAndJerrys October 5, 2013
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Retarded Thing

Q: What's the difference between Sarah Palin's mouth and her vagina?

A: Only one retarded thing has come out of her vagina.
by Teddy Jack Eddie August 25, 2011
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re-retard

A dumbass who eventually wises up and then subsequently moves to Berkeley, California.
The Berkeley Welcome Wagon visited two new re-retard residents today.
by The Grottomaster April 13, 2011
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