Paradise PD Fans

Apparently my theory about how all Paradise PD fans is incorrect. A good chunk are dumbass 12 year old immature idiots who cry and whine to their mommy when they realize that Paradise PD is shit. They comment on Paradise PD videos that are negative about how the creator of that video is wrong and call him childish insults and how they’re chads even though they’re the opposite. I think that Paradise PD is actually a show for kids because kids want to watch stuff that they’re not supposed to. Whine and cry all day, Paradise PD fans. I don’t care and you’re a stupid idiot who was shat out of your mother in a public bathroom.

Paradise PD Fans when they read this: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!! Mommy!!!!!!!!!

by 1955 Cadillac Coupe Deville December 28, 2022

Fan schmitt bowler

When you take a bowling ball, shove it in somebodys rectum, stick your fingers in the bowling ball holes, pull the ball out so u have a very stretched out anal opening. Then stand in front of the opening, get somebody to turn on a high powered fan and it will blow your head into the anus.

Mike Schmitt bowled a perfect score last night at Petes house when he performed the Fan schmitt bowler.

by Linduh October 24, 2003

Raiders Fan Confetti

Batteries thrown by Raiders fans at the opposing teams fans.

Chiefs Fan 1 “Hey dude I just got hit in the head with a 9 volt battery,”
Chiefs fan 2 “I know man that Raiders fan confetti fucking hurts,”

by anonymous December 2, 2020

A Johnny derp fan

A person who is so stupidly biased for johnny depp they don't even realise it

That guy is clearly a johnny derp fan if he can't see they were both abusers

by Cheekytikki May 30, 2022

Commit Ceiling Fan

An attempt to hang yourself by a Ceiling fan like a dumbass.

My brother tried to Commit Ceiling fan but it broke the fan and he was grounded.

by Daddy Shrimp Dick January 11, 2021

Soup Fan UwU

soup fan is when you meet the love of ur life aka soup.

oh ur such a soup fan UwU
mars is such a big soup fan UwU omg XDDD.

by Soup girly XD December 3, 2020

True Metallica Fan

A Fan who loves all of Metallica's albums and songs. This fan, young or old, has stuck with the band through thick and thin. Even though people think that they sold out, they really didnt. Just changed up their music is all, all great bands do it.

Metallica hater: Im a metallica fan. But Metallica sold out after Load.
True Metallica fan: Youre not a true metallica fan.

by chizzythetwig July 25, 2011