Ass-Hair Mullet

An Ass-Hair Mullet is the hair thats located on a persons lower-back above the waistline or the "small" of the back. An Ass-Hair Mullet is when this patch of fur or body hair is pronounced, thick with growth, or is particularly volumous and impossible to conceal or ignore without grooming. Also known verbally as an Ass-Crack Mullet depedending on which region of USA this slang term is used.

Ex. Thomas has elected to not upgrade to the new office furniture the company has purchased for us since he has an ass-hair mullet so pelt-like, thick, and cushiony he has no need for an ergonomic desk chair with adjustable lumbar support.

by Gaunche January 1, 2022

Fuck The Owner millennium

every 2 millenniums, you are allowed to harrass the owner for a thousand years, the first Fuck The Owner millennium started in 2000 and will end in 3000

Yo it's Fuck The Owner millennium
I know it's been like that for 22 years so far

by tixiakol December 19, 2022

Carbon Fibre Mullet

Describes people (usually male sportsmen) who think their use of the latest gear turns them into desirable sports heroes. It takes the traditional low brow mullet to a new form… still business in the front and party in the back. Just lightweights in the middle (mental arena).

Look at my new ski gear… going to shred the hills man. Yeah, right. You’re a shoe-in for Captain of the carbon fibre mullet team, loser.

by Manney November 22, 2023

Business Casual Mullet

When you're on a Zoom call with business colleagues and you're wearing business casual up top and not much down below. Options for the bottom half include regular underwear, leopard print speedos or nothing at all.

I got up late for work so i put on a button down and nothing else and jump onto the video conference call with the business casual mullet.

by _so_why_not_ April 26, 2024

Tied up mullet

A Mullet combined into a Bun or a Ponytail & worn mainly by Islanders

Barber: Hey bro what can I do for you today
Customer: Skin Fade with a Tied up mullet

by NorthBoy99 June 1, 2025

Head Like A Holy Water Mellencamp

When a person has a Head Like A Hole by the band Nine Inch Nails that is full of Holy Water and the size of a Watermelon with a giant John Mellencamp, they have a Head Like A Holy Water Mellencamp.

"Thou shalt not forsake my Head Like A Holy Water Mellencamp under the rug!"

Judy: "Hey, Donna? Do you like that song called "Head Like A Hole" by Nine Inch Nails?"

Donna: "Sure! It's ok!"

Judy: "What about Holy Water? Do you like that?"

Donna: "I guess so! Why do you ask?"

Judy: "I just wanted to know if you wanted some. Say, do you like Watermelons?"

Donna: "Yes. You know I do. What are you getting at?"

Judy: "Nothing, but I scored some tickets to see John Mellencamp tomorrow. Do you want to go?"

Donna: "That would be awesome! Sure, I'll go!"

Judy: "Great! Don't forget to pack your Head Like A Holy Water Mellencamp!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO February 25, 2023

Psychology of the Masses of the Third Millennium

The emerging study of how mass psychology will evolve in the next thousand years, assuming we make it that far. The third millennium will face challenges that make current mass psychology look simple: artificial intelligences that shape opinion better than any human propagandist, virtual realities that make consensus reality optional, genetic and cybernetic enhancements that fragment human experience into subspecies. Mass psychology will have to account for audiences that aren't entirely human, for truths that are algorithmically generated, for communities that exist only in simulation. The psychology of the masses of the third millennium is speculative now, but the trends are clear: more fragmentation, more mediation, more manipulation. The masses of the future may not even know they're masses, living in personalized bubbles that feel like universes.

Psychology of the Masses of the Third Millennium Example: "He read about the psychology of the masses of the third millennium and realized it was already starting—AI-generated news, personalized realities, communities that never meet in person. The future wasn't coming; it was here, just unevenly distributed. He looked at his phone, curated to show him exactly what he wanted to see, and wondered if he was already living in someone's prediction."

by Dumu The Void February 16, 2026