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Matt

Someone who smashes everything
Matt: Smash
by hi1234554321 August 3, 2022
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Matt

Oh damnnnnn, look who it is, that hottie matttt!!
by anonymous May 1, 2023
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Matt

A massive nigga. A huge black man capable of impregnating men. His giant 10 elixir cock causes tremors when blood rushes to it. His huge testicles are thought to be dwarf planets.
Matt can say nigger
by MattDaNigga April 8, 2023
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matt keener

A fantasy retard with no friends or life ... (did I mention he’s fat )🐳
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Matt

My sweet baby boy, Matt, meaning the funniest, sweetest, most caring and handsome man anyone could meet. Matt is obsessed with riding his motorcycles and speeding which is scary but ugh he looks so fucking good doing it. He’s so smart when it comes to the things he loves, i sit and listen to him talk passionately about his interests and i learn something new everytime. AND OHHHH MY GODDDDDD HES SO FINE but in general. Each and every one of his features is perfect, his handsome face is like candy to my eyes because everything about him to me is so sweet. His voice is my comfort and it’s the most beautiful thing i’ve heard in forever. His heart is so pure and full with affection that needs a companion who will match him and fulfill everything he needs and wants. N that’s why his beautiful amazing wife wrote this 😛. And last but CERTAINLY not least, that third leg that pleases this pussy whenevaaaaaa
1.Mercedes loves you Matt, you’re the best thing thats ever happened to me and id never trade you for the world.

2. YESSSSS DADDY FASTER HARDER
by mercedesluvsmatt April 6, 2024
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Matt Bell

Good lord look at that Matt bell with the eleaf Ijust ismoka one, that’s beyond embarrassing .
by Eleaf man November 6, 2017
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matt

A fuck boy from california who constantly is flirting with the girls in his friend groups. Can't have a female friend without hitting on her. Is a Bitch for a guy. Entitled dickheadddd.
"Hey, remember Matt?
Which one?

The fuckboy from cali.
All Matts from cali are fboys I-."
by ykwhodisisssbooh January 18, 2020
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