by KoolKidKlubForPenguins November 5, 2019
Get the Jonrey Johnsonmug. A football cornerback for the Rams, nicknamed the goat. legend has it he picks off any pass within 12 miles of him.
by Mojopowell February 18, 2018
Get the trumaine johnsonmug. My Johnson quivered as I turned the pages of scripture, to further enrich my knowledge with the Lord.
by Timbrown$ September 14, 2018
Get the my johnson quiveredmug. Girl #1: Hey lady, howd'it go with that guy you hooked up with the other night?
Girl #2: Oh you mean Marshmallow Johnson? I got the hell out of there after 3 hours . Couldn't watch the kid embarrass himself any longer.
Girl #2: Oh you mean Marshmallow Johnson? I got the hell out of there after 3 hours . Couldn't watch the kid embarrass himself any longer.
by RedXSadist April 12, 2019
Get the Marshmallow Johnsonmug. A "Skibidi Johnson" is ones way of referring to their or another's penis in a more joking, or satire matter.
by BigPapaSnail November 24, 2023
Get the Skibidi Johnsonmug. Baby Oil used as masturbation lube because you no longer have money for good lube. All because your wife talked you into having a baby just about 9 months before she decided that her vagina is some temple you're not worthy of praying in... and who the hell knew diapers were so expensive!!
Dude we never see you anymore, glad you could make it out tonight... *sniff* *sniff* .. Why do you smell like a girl..?
Sorry man, its that terrible smell of Johnson's Johnson sauce... It don't wash off
Sorry man, its that terrible smell of Johnson's Johnson sauce... It don't wash off
by Thedude78 September 20, 2013
Get the Johnson's Johnson Saucemug. A sex act where the male applies ice cubes to his genitalia (while during intercourse), then bathes his penis in vodka, and proceeds to skull fuck the other individual
by PoopPantz December 10, 2020
Get the Russian Johnsonmug.