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morning sushi

When you wrap your dick in Rice and seaweed in the morning and make your girlfriend eat it.
Ex: "Hey Brad! Ever since this morning I've felt like an oriental chef!"

"Why? You eat Japanese?"

"Nah, just gave my girl some of that delicious morning sushi."
by Boo T Warrior March 23, 2017
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Bad Morning

Something a kid would say to feel like a savage
Teacher: hey Luke, Good morning!
Kid: Bad Morning Teacher!
by Coincidencesomething December 4, 2023
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Snowy Morning

Where you wake up in the morning, and your hands and dick are connected through dried over, sticky, semen.
guy 1: "That was the worst day ever, to top it off my hands were stuck to my dick by my own jizz"

guy 2: "Sounds like you had a snowy morning"
by skaninja September 2, 2013
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Say Infinity Stone (Thursday Morning)

A play on the song Say Amen (Saturday Night) by Panic! at the Disco written by Shrek Shady! at the Disco
by Sarah Smiles February 14, 2019
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Morning Lazziness

When we say Morning, it's not actually about a single word or single period of time.... But it's all about the beginning... beginning of your day, beginning of everyone's day.....

We all know "Morning shows the day"

To make your day exceptionally great, morning definitely needs to be great.

If we take this morning and day as an analogy to life and it's components, you will find everything has a beginning and an end.

Similarly, Laziness can be an analogy to the negative emotions/situations/obstacles which hold us back sometime to get out goals.

We will not talk about the end and that's not logical also, but we can talk about the beginning and can be there to make your end better.

With this thought, Morning Lazziness is born out to give your morning/beginning a fresh and energetic start with all those positive thoughts, motivation to keep laziness away from you. And all those support to make your day/life brighter.
by Morning Lazziness February 28, 2022
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morning sticky

The female equivalent to “morning wood” also known as afternoon sticky and nighttime sticky, depending on the time of day. Vaginal discharge in the morning time.
There was a glob of morning sticky on my ceiling when u woke up!!!!
by Fun footle February 27, 2023
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Good Morning and God Bless

When you shit, drink coffee, and eat breakfast on the toilet.
Hila: "Ethan, I need the bathroom. What are you doing in there?"
Ethan: "Good morning and god bless."
by Defining shift May 26, 2018
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