A pixel chick is one of the saddest of creatures, generally female, over thirty years of age, and having no significant emotional relationship in her 'real life', finds an online boyfriend who usually ends up being attached to someone else or even married in his own 'real life'. Pixel Chicks are easily gotten rid of, a change of a disposable game, email, or Skype account and you don't even have to deal with the dreaded 'break up scene'. Standard calendar holidays do not apply to this type of girlfriend, typically celebrated the day AFTER the actual holi-date. For example, Valentine's day, February 14th, is for the wife, Valentine's Day for your Pixel Chick is February 15th. A Pixel Chick's desirability usually expires anywhere from a period of six weeks to six months. Once the Pixel Chick finds herself dumped once more, she will eat copious amounts of ice cream for several days, log back online, and try again.
No, Debbie is my wife, Christina my side chick, and Michelle is my pixel chick; gotta keep them straight man.
by SpiritusEqua October 22, 2016
Mark:Did you hear about John and Cindy from front of house?
Joe: yeah I heard they were in a Chick-fil-ationship.
Joe: yeah I heard they were in a Chick-fil-ationship.
by Lukey Pookie October 18, 2021
Stash chicks is any female or females you have placed in a designated hiding or stash spot for later use. Simular to stashing any other item.
Hey bob would you like to go hike the Rio Grande with me? Sure, If you'd be interested in an overnighter I left some stash chicks along the trail . Stash chicks! Hell yea lets go!
by Koepper May 02, 2017
by jesusgurl777 April 18, 2022
Millennial: Did you see Caitlyn’s Instagram story? It’s just her spitting SKOAL chewing tobacco.
Gen Z: She is turning into a dip chick.
Gen Z: She is turning into a dip chick.
by Xx_zer0c00l_xX July 06, 2019
by Readmeagain May 15, 2022
An individual, not necessarily male or female, whose individual self perception holds the hypocritical view that they themselves are of a higher standard than those around them. This person is rude, uninteresting, ignorant, and generally unpleasant to be around, yet projects their subconscious realization of this onto all others around them although others are objectively viewed on a better standard than this person.
— “This girl has been going around telling everyone that she thinks I’m dirty and ugly even though she only showers every other week. It’s really getting to me and when I tried to talk to her about it she told me she would never say something like that and only believes in positivity.”
— “Don’t take it to heart, no one likes her for a reason and everyone knows she’s just a fat chick.”
— “Don’t take it to heart, no one likes her for a reason and everyone knows she’s just a fat chick.”
by meepeepee December 09, 2023