I would fuck a pikachu

People who have sexual attraction to Pokémon say this

P1: did you fin-
P2: I would fuck a pikachu

by I have sex with Pokémon December 23, 2019

I Need You To Process The Art Of Giving Gifts & Immortality FOr My genitals On A Spartan Helmet That Was Editied On Adobe Photoshop

I Need You To Process The Art Of Giving Gifts & Immortality FOr My genitals On A Spartan Helmet That Was Editied On Adobe Photoshop

I Need You To Process The Art Of Giving Gifts & Immortality FOr My genitals On A Spartan Helmet That Was Editied On Adobe Photoshop

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 28, 2025

I like bagels

you like bagels

someone#1: hey, I like bagels
Someone#2: ok, why did you tell me that? We are in the desert exploring right now!

by Pinkpumpkingoestothestoretobuy April 16, 2023

I love that song

A response when someone compliments you, and you have a hard time saying "thank you."

"You look like you stepped out of a street-style blog.""Your riz could power a city." "You're like human sunshine."
I love that song.

by mn-73 June 21, 2024

q w e r t y u i o p a s d f g h j k l z x c v b n m

you are so bored you nearly died in class or at work

Guy 1: Are you as bored as I am

Guy 2: q w e r t y u i o p a s d f g h j k l z x c v b n m

by Nightsky6 April 26, 2022

i calp

Gang slang for “I’m a dumb pussy and like cock in my butt” if you use it in past tense though it means “I had it in the butt and can fit an entire cat in mine”

“Yo ni**a i Calp. What’s it to ya?” Or “hey girl it’s fine I’ve calped I know how it feels”

by QOP69 August 17, 2021

i just sigma'd so hard

when you sigma really hard in front of ya mates

"bruh i just sigma'd so hard 😭😭"

by skibiditoiletmaster May 23, 2024